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TOP TWENTY REASONS WHY CHOCOLATE IS BETTER THAN SEX

  • You can GET chocolate.
  • "If you love me you'll swallow that" has real meaning with chocolate.
  • Chocolate satisfies even when it has gone soft.
  • You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.
  • You can make chocolate last as long as you want it to.
  • You can have chocolate even in front of your mother.
  • If you bite the nuts too hard the chocolate won't mind.
  • Two people of the same sex can have chocolate without being called nasty names.
  • The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.
  • You can have chocolate on top of your workbench/desk during working hours without upsetting your co-workers.
  • You can ask a stranger for chocolate without getting your face slapped.
  • You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.
  • With chocolate there's no need to fake it.
  • Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.
  • You can have chocolate at any time of the month.
  • Good chocolate is easy to find.
  • You can have as many kinds of chocolate as you can handle.
  • You are never too young or too old for chocolate.
  • When you have chocolate it does not keep your neighbors awake.
  • With chocolate size doesn't matter.


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    Too funny!!

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    LOL...thanks, Steve!!

    Made me smile. :)

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    Very cute!

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    Those were good Steve!!!

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    That explains why "Better Than Sex Cake" comprises mostly of chocolate ;)

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    I have to disagree with the last one...the part about "size doesn't matter"?


    You can NEVER have TOO MUCH chocolate!



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    TaterHead wrote:

    I have to disagree with the last one...the part about "size doesn't matter"?


    You can NEVER have TOO MUCH chocolate!




    I agree.. Hershey's Kisses, cruel tease

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