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Mama Lisa


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"Good day, The good news are that this obstacle can be overcome by you, the real man. Keep her satisfied forever with Extra-Time which makes you Mr. Long Laster. We all hate her saying her previous partner did not finish that soon. You may find what you need here: (link listed) You won't forget your eyes after you finally gave her the long-lasting love. She'll go crazy about you!"
 
 
How exactly does one forget one's eyes?

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TaterHead


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I think that something got lost in translation...


...like a DICTIONARY!!!!!!!!



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shelber


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TaterHead wrote:


I think that something got lost in translation...


...like a DICTIONARY!!!!!!!!




lol i agree. the obstacle that is over come by me, was taking time and reading with my eyes the email many times over to see if i can understood this.


p.s please dont think i talk like that. i was being a smarty pants.



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what an ad...never had that problem....oh my TMI in that reply.....

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Mama Lisa


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Shelly, did you write that email?  You sounded just like it!!

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Mama Lisa


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I just got another one:


Have you ever dreamt to have a very hard penis during all process? Enter: (link) Now you could grant your wish Be realistic – you always wanted it Take it before go to bed and you will be able to show the paradise for you sweetie Buy it now – and this night will be the best in your life
 
 
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Whoever is sending you those e-mails must have you confused with someone else.  What would a woman need with these products?   Thinking 

-- Edited by Mama Lisa at 15:25, 2006-08-18

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