the "Star Wars" theme song (kids playing star wars video games now)
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Be yourself!!! Don't try to fit into someone else's mold, you won't fit!!! And that just leads to utter misery!!! Live life to it's fullest in Christ's love every day!!!
Andy Griffith and Barney Fife in "Brokeback Mountain: Mayberry"...
Opie: "Hey, Pa! Why is it that you only want to bring BARNEY to the old fishing hole anymore? Can't I come with you guys?"
Thelma Lou: "Barney, why is it that you look so LONGINGLY at Andy whenever he kisses Aunt Bea good-bye on the forehead?"
Otis: "Hey! Why are you guys playin' COLE PORTER on the radio in the station house?"
Ernest: "Hey fellas! I was peekin' into Barney's bedroom window, and I saw him SNIFFIN' one of Andy's shirts...and then he broke down a cryin'!"
Goober: "Uh, Aunt Bea...I don't want to get you all upset or anythun' but...I saw Andy PUNCH Barney in the kisser, and then say, 'I wish to GOD I knew how to QUIT YOU!'"
Barney to Andy at the edge of the lake: "So what if I am with FLOYD THE BARBER now?! I have NEEDS, too, Mister! Aunt Bea has Opie to make her feel loved! And what do WE have? THE OLD FISHIN' HOLE!"
That stupidstupidstupidStupidSTUPID Paul McCartney song about "Somebody's knockin' at the do'... do me a favour... open the do'... let 'em innn...." STUPIDSTUPIDStupidstupidstupid...
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"I'd place myself... oh... somewhere between Galadriel and Peter Griffin."
blame it all on mah rooots ah show up in booots and ruined yur blacktie affaaaair last one to know. last one to show. ah wus the last one you thought you'd see theeeere and ah saw the surprise and the fear in his eyyyyes when ah took hiiis glass of champagne ah toasted yooou and said honey we may be through but you'll never hear me complaaaain
cause ah've got frrrrrrriends in looooooow plaaaces where the whiskey drowns and beeeeeer chases mah blues awaaaay and ah'll be ok
ah'm not big on sooocial graces think ah'll slip on down to the ooooo-asis cause ah've got friiiiends in looow plaaaces!
Oh, you totally CAN make a black hole that way! It would destroy our whole solar system! Why do you think they never make microwaves in different enough sizes that one could fit inside the other!??!?! HMMMMMM????????
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"I'd place myself... oh... somewhere between Galadriel and Peter Griffin."
Be yourself!!! Don't try to fit into someone else's mold, you won't fit!!! And that just leads to utter misery!!! Live life to it's fullest in Christ's love every day!!!
"gotta keep ahead of Chris - gotta keep ahead of Chris......."
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Be yourself!!! Don't try to fit into someone else's mold, you won't fit!!! And that just leads to utter misery!!! Live life to it's fullest in Christ's love every day!!!
"dang that Chris...dang that Chris...dang that Chris...dang that Chris..."
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Be yourself!!! Don't try to fit into someone else's mold, you won't fit!!! And that just leads to utter misery!!! Live life to it's fullest in Christ's love every day!!!
Be yourself!!! Don't try to fit into someone else's mold, you won't fit!!! And that just leads to utter misery!!! Live life to it's fullest in Christ's love every day!!!