Deli-style slices of turkey, ham and chicken (according to your taste)
Slices of cheddar, monterrey jack and american cheese, at least 2 of each
Miracle Whip salad dressing (ESSENTIAL!)
Dijon honey mustard
Grilled onions and green peppers (optional)
You take a few slices of yellow onion and chop 1/2 of a green pepper. Grill in a pan of melted butter, until slightly caramelized. After that is done, take one slice of the pumpernickle bread and smear the salad dressing one it. Smear the mustard on the other. Then, on each slice the equal amount of sliced meats. Then you put on the onions and peppers. Then you put on each half of the sandwich the slices of cheese. Then you put both slices under the broiler of your oven. Take out when the cheese is melted and slightly browned. Put the two halves of the sandwich together. But be careful! The sandwich will be hot! You MUST do this so the melted cheese will bond together into a blissful union of sandwich HEAVEN!