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"I won't fail again.  This time I will be victorious!!!  No monster hairdo is going to defeat Fro'Licious"  He grabbed a pair of his dressmakers scis



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sors and did a really cool superhero(ine) pose before dashing out the door- still in high heels!

Fro'Licious had no idea where to look first. She knew there had to be a way to get to Julie-Ra's castle for a normal human being, but didn't know how. Since Julie-Ra probably had been abdu

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But it was too late as that fierce drag queen whipped her Manolo Blahnik Death Pumps and no more "NO" was said.. off she went to help Julie-Ra but first she had to

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get a more threatening weapon than her pumps-- just in case there were anything REALLY dangerous involved.

So rather than going straight to Julie-Ra's castle, Fro'Licious went to the local police station, to try to find some ki

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nd of weapon.  He really didn't know how to go about getting a weapon from the Police, but he had to try


He approached the desk where a hot police Sergeant was sitting



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there, picking his butt.

"Hey there mister man" Fro'Licious said.

"Fro'll----- l--- Lady, I don't know who you are. What do you want???" He demanded harshly.

"Oh dear, I'm

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sorry, I must have you mixed up with the hottie who took me out last week.  Don't play coy Stevie.  Afraid your friends will find out about us?  Hey sweetcakes, how about a

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kiss?" Fro'Licious grabbed Sergeant Stevie and planted a big smooch right on his nose. The other people in the room were not just a little surprised by this.

"That girl- er- guy just kissed S

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tewie!  It appears our beloved drag queen missed the intended target and went after the character from "Family Guy", who was there launching a complaint against neighbors who were breeding

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large iguanas in their back yard and feeding them young puppies!!!  Backing away, Fro-licious grabbed

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the nearest martini and threw it out the front door. Stewie dashed after the ill-fated drink as Fro'Licious shouted

"OK EVERYBODY-- HANDS UP!!!" The entire police station gasped as Fro'Licious drew out

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the shears and a hairdryer purloined from the hairdressers shop.


No one knew what to do with the shear toting tranvestite standing in the



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middle of the HQ.

"I said GET'CHO HANDS UP!!!!" Fro'Licious held the shears up and fired a warning SNIP into the air

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The entire precinct broke out in laughter as they watched the crazy antics of Fro-licious.  Steve came back inside and gentle placed his hand on Fro's elbow

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"This way, honey." He said in a patronizing tone.

"I don't have time even for a quick cuddle!" Fro'Licious shouted, pulling away from Steve. "I've GOT to go and rescue Julie-Ra!!"

Surprised she knew about Julie-Ra's predicament, the po

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ice suddenly became quite helpful, offering Fro-licious all kinds of weapons to storm the castle with.


When asked for their assistance, they suddenly became cowards and



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made up all kinds of excuses. One guy even said he couldn't help because he was impotent!!

"Now you just askin' for a smack up-side the head!" Fro'licious snapped

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"What does your impotence have to do with saving a girl in trouble?  You'll come withme wont you Stevie?"


Stevie backed away and said" Um, I'm



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sorry baby, but um....uh..."

"Aww, the HECK with ALL YALL!" Fro'licious shouted. Grabbing a couple of weapons- a crossbow and a few tear-gas bombs, Fro'licious stomped out of the precinct.

The very

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next thing that happened was a loud explosion outside the police station!! Tear gas clouded the windows of the HQ as one of the tear gas bombs blew open, upon falling out of Fro'Licious's purse.

Stevie was extremely worried

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and rushed out of the staion house ans found Fo'licious standing in the middle of the street crying.  Stevie took Fro into his arms and comforted him-her with soothing words, softly kissing Fro's forehead.

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But just then--

CLICK-CLICK!!!

The crossbow was pressed against Stevie's throat. He winced as Fro'Licious looked up into his eyes defiantly.

"You ARE coming with me. I need all the help I can get, you see

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the world is counting on us and I don't care what your pussy-wimp friends inside do, YOU are going to help me.  Julie-ra needs us!!!"


Stevie put his hands up in suplication and stated, Fro, darling, you know



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I would, but I just.... I just..."

Those were his last words.

After letting the arrow fly straight into his neck, Fro'Licious backed away as Stevie fell to the ground.

"Crap! Now I've done it!" Fro'Licious kicked off her high heels so she could run faster-- and she'd NEED to run by the time the Police

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realized that she-he had killed Stevie right in front of the police station. 


"I've got to put that behind me and save Julie-ra from her danger



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-ous situation! I'll turn myself in later. Maybe I'll get a lighter sentence if I'm the one who saved Julie-Ra!!"

So, kissing Stevie goodbye on his forehead, Fro'Licious dashed away, carrying her shoes, and the weapons. The first place Fro'Licious decided to look for Julie-Ra

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was at the old abondoned run-down mansion at the edge of town.


"If I were to hide somoeone, this would be the place" Fro thought. 


Cautiously approaching the ediface



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Fro'licious looked for signs of life. There wasn't a light on in the whole place. Cautiously yet quickly she walked around the side of the building and looked in a window. Inside it was dark- completely dark, and silent.

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It was as if the whole house was a mausoleum.  Only the dead would feel comfortable in such an abode. 


Silently, Fro'licious tip-toed around the house, listening for any



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sign of Julie-Ra, but everything was oppressively silent. Fro'Licious actually began to feel frightened for herself in spite of the fact that she was FAIRLY sure she was alone. The noise of her feet on the creaking floor sounded like alarms announcing her presence

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