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Mama Lisa


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d to figure out where their clothes were.  Unfortunately, as with all females that run from a dangerous situation, they fell down.  Now they were covered with mud, wearing undies & high heels.  They got to their feet, and decided to let the evil fruits & vegetab

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-les alone for now. Since Candy-Candy's house was further away and Julie's house had already been smashed, they figured Julie's parents would understand if they were just wearing undies. So they went to Julie's and entered through the b

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edroom window.  As they climbed through, they were met by thei

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-r annoying next-door neighbor, Krankel. Krankel had come over when he heard the noise of the escaping grapefruit monster, and he was now talking to Juile's parents about where their daughter might be. Krankel was more th

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..an 7 feet tall and weighed 300 lbs, a hulking monster from the netherworld, who came to populate Earth with their kind.  However, he wasn't all that popular among the neighboring Nightbreeders who..



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ran a strip mall in the local neighborhood. They had good stuff, but they were so pricey! Krankel shouted, "Don't you people know what TIME it is? It is time for

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us to band together and take over the world ourselves." 


Julie and Candy couldn't believe their ears.  Julie's parents were conspiring with the giant from nextdo



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rnia.. the land of the Giants.. Nextdorania is where Julie found out later where she was born and raised by her mother, who was a WNBA

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superstar, before being ousted when it was discovered that she was pregnant by a normal mortal man. 


Julie and Candy ran out of the hou



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se in terror- who cared if they were wearing just undies??? It wasn't worth getting clothes if it meant spending time among Krankel's conspiracy to fill the world with Krankelines. So

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the two veggie-hunting teenie boppers trotted down the street, wondering what to do next. Now, considering the fact that there was still quite a large grapefruit running around--they had to think of something. They devised a plan, which consisited of a few rotten tomatoes...and a big pi

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ckle.  Julie thought that they might just have a chance against the Giant Living Vegies if only they could execute their plan.  First they had to collect all the rotten tomatoes that

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were left over from the Tomato Festival downtown. Once they were able to collect them all, they could then take the pickes and insert th

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-em into the rotten tomatoes, thus making a disgusting yet squishy combo.

The next part of the plan was to take the pickle-matoes down to where the Green Giant's mutation machine was. Then they could be used both as

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sacrifices to the ancient superbeings of the NetherRealm to appease them from releasing the Nightbreeders to come upon the earth and destroy daylight and to

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"GET THESE VOICES OUT OF MY HEAD," Candy yelled! Before you know it, Julie was running at her with a cucumber in one hand, and a bunch of grapes in the other, screaming, "Death to the Peeps!! Death to the peeps!"

Julie tackled Candy to the ground...

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Thuds and screams could have been heard for blocks away as Candy-Candy and Julie fought. Candy-Candy almost got the better of Julie by kneeing her in the

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gut.  But Julie jumped up at the last moment and backed away.


As Julie watched in horror, Candy's face began to metamorph into a giant



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blowfish! Julie screamed as Candy-Candy's face burst forth to enormous proportions, covered in sharp spines! Candy-Candy ran after Julie, trying to prick her in the bottom with her face's spines. Julie was too fast th

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inking to allow that.  She jumped up in the air, hanging there like in the Matrix.  As Candy-Candy ran at her, Julie tucked her feet up under her, causing C-C to crash into



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a neighbor's garage, where her sharp spines stuck in a large bulletin board. While the monster Candy-Candy blowfish attempted to free herself, Julie picked up a h

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amper of dirty socks and began throwing them at Candy.  Some of them landed on her face, obscuring her vision.  Soon, Julie was able to escape into

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whip her sword into the air and shout the words "By the power of GRAYSKULL..."


Yes, Julie became She-Ra to defeat the monstrous



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blowfish Candy-Candy monster! Julie-Ra swung her sword downward towards the trapped monster, but then a gourd

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came running aroung the corner of the garage.  Julie-ra shifted her attention to the rushing gourd and tool a defensive stance.  The gourd pulled a m

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ullet-wearing hostage around the corner and threatened Julie-Ra:

"Don't you dare touch our blessed virgin queen Candy-Candy!" 'Blessed virgin queen?' Julie-Ra thought to herself

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Just then Robert Devereaux, the Earl of Essex, walked up to the feuding mutants and stated "Candy-Candy is not, nor shall ever be, the Virgin Queen, for that would be.."

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--but alas, Robert was cut off mid-sentence. The gourd threw his mullet-sporting hostage across the room, colliding with Robert's head! Robert's head became entangled in the mullet just as Candy-Candy freed hers

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from the bulliten board.  She swung around and glared at Julie-ra and started spouting a flurid string of words in a language that had not been heard in these parts in

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