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Mama Lisa


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Just one question about Chris & Jeffrey, and them flipping out... how can you tell?

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Mattie is ok. :)

See?? Here's a picture of him...

He's doing quite well...making his rounds in the White House.

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Dude...I would NEVER insult Mattie in such a way as THAT!

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Chris


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ShuttupshuttupSHUTTUP!!!

(Jeffrey the louder we get, the quicker they'll take us to that nice place with the padded rooms! It's so fun! You can spin and spin and spin until you get too dizzy and fall down, but it's like falling on a pillow... pillow....low...pi....pipipipipipipipipipipipipipipipppppppppppppppppp)

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I believe that it's time for Chris to take his MEDICATION...


(QUICK! GET THE TRANQUILIZER GUN!)



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Chris


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Don't shoot me with that gun! My butt's still sore

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Hey!!!   Where'd jeffery get that gun?!?!?  I think we're in trouble.  Does anyone have anymore of that radiator- beer for Jeffery?  Someone think of something to distact Jeffery before he hurts someone!!!!

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Chris


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(ow, my butt...)

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JEFFERY!!!!! PUT THAT DANGED THING DOWN!!!! 


Mama, do you have any ideas about disarming Jeffery?    He's acting like Dick Cheney and shooting his friends. 


By the way, how did Mattie get to Washington anyway?!? 



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Mama Lisa


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I think to disarm Jeffrey, you'll need a pan of brownies!  Or maybe 2 pans of brownies.  When he reaches for them, he'll have to put the gun down!

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Chris


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Hey Jeffrey! Your Gringobot is getting away- he's running to Washington to try to seduce Mattie! You'd better shoot him!

(Quick, Tim! While Jeffrey's distracted- you knock him down and I'll take away his tranquilizer gun while you placate him with beer and antifreeze! Hurry!!!)

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Hey Mama, you got them brownies, and Shelly, hand be that beer sitting by the bumper. 


Ready, Chris... 1.......2.......


Hey Chris I wasn't ready yet, yur supposed to wait till I say 3 - oh well,


*wrestles Jeffery for the tranquilizer gun*



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Chris


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(struggles with the other two, attempts to pour beer/antifreeze into Jeffrey's mouth, but accidentally pours it in Tim's mouth!)

Aaaah! Sorry!

(continues fighting Jeffrey for the tranquilizer gun as Tim tumbles to the ground)

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*stumble around in a daze after picking myself off the ground*


*speech slurred*  Did we so it?  did we get the gun?  Are we safe?  Why are there six of everything.  OMG, there are six Chris's and Six sleeping Jeffery's.


I don't feel so well........



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Chris


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Six of ME?!?!?


Hahahahahaha!


Yeaaaaaaaaaaay!


Oh! but... can this site HANDLE all the extra CUTENESS?????



-- Edited by Chris at 08:33, 2006-04-25

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help


There are too many people now to ride in the van, 6 Chris's, 6 Jeffery's, 6 Mama's, 6 Shelly's, at least Mattie already left so he doesn't have to squeeze into the van too.


Ow - my head hurts!!!



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Chris


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Heh heh... Hey tim, come over here. I have a feeling you're about to pass out and then need artificial respiration! If you're running around you might fall down and hurt yourself-- right, Jeffrey?

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I don't know if that is such a good idea, I've heard rumors about you and Jeffery.  I think I'll just sit down here next to the van


*passes out*



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Chris


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Aww... Tim's out for the count. Hey why's everybody staring at me and Jeffrey?!? There's nothing true about those rumors Tim mentioned before passing out! He was delirious from the antifreeze!



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Come now, Chris...We can't hide it any longer...


Yes, people...The rumors are true...


Me and Chris...were...


Jake Gylenhall's and Heath Ledger's stunt-doubles in "Brokeback Mountain"...


I am sooooo ashamed of myself...



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Mama Lisa


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TaterHead wrote:

Me and Chris...were... Jake Gylenhall's and Heath Ledger's stunt-doubles in "Brokeback Mountain"...
That made me laugh out loud!!!

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Chris


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Oh no!!!!

I wasn't ready for this to become public knowledge yet!



Ohhh..... how embarrassing! Somebody wake Tim up so everyone can be concerned for him and forget about all the close-up action they saw of us in the movie. Hey, I think I just saw Tim's arm move!

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Oh - my head still hurts.  Have I been out for long?  What did I miss?  Man am I thirsty.  Can we go home now?

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Chris


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Yeah, I'm thinking it will be a good idea to go back home, too.

Oh crap... here comes the Gringobot. Quick, get Jeffrey into the van before it shows up and he goes crazy again!

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I gringobot!


Me and gringobot, sitting in a tree...K-I-S-S-I-N-G!


Why do you want to leave so badly, Chris? Are you JEALOUS?



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shelber


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my goodness, i am gone for only a bit and look at the chaos! what am i going to do with you all? let me think a round of punishment, what to do what to do?

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Mama Lisa


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Shelly!!!  Where have you been?  I've been missing you!!


Now can you please do something with those guys?  They are driving me crazy!!



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Shelly!!!!


Do you have any Tylenol???  I have a splitting headache!!!


HEY!!!  Somebody run after Jeffery, there he goes again, chasing his Grinobot, Chris you'll have to do it, I can barely stand.



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Hey there!!!  I'm here... sorry, I was attacked by a brigade of small yellow chickens...



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Come back to me, my little robotic yum-yums!


I still haven't played with your "joystick", yet!



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