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RE: Oh Dear where have I gone?!?


Is there a doctor around anywhere. 


HEY GUYS!!!  We've got some trouble over here by the car.  Jeffery's been drinking Chris' beer and antifreeze combo and he looks a little green.  We need to split up and find a doctor, and fast!!!


And if anyone finds a burrito joint, I could really use a LARGE burrito.  I'm starved. 


But the doctor first, I guess.  What do you think?



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Good night, guys!


See ya in the morning!


Must now take a "ciesta"...



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No Jeffrey! Don't go to sleep! Stay with us! The antifreeze is knocking him out! (smack) (smack) Wake up!

That does it. If we can't revive him we might lose him! I'm taking him around the corner there for some artificial respiration. You guys go look for a burrito for Tim.

-- Edited by Chris at 07:29, 2006-04-17

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I am awake now...I feel better...


Why am I naked?


And why do I have a salty taste in my mouth?



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What have you nasty boys done to Mattie?  Have you noticed that you scared him off?  Or did we just leave him at that last potty stop?

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Mattie?? Where are uuuuuuuuuu?? :)
*checks underneath the car seats*

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TaterHead wrote:

I am awake now...I feel better...
Why am I naked?
And why do I have a salty taste in my mouth?



Oh!! Um, uh--- you must be naked because.... the ... beer and anti-freeze mixture must have.. dissolved your clothing. A dangerous mix, beer and anti-freeze.

Hmmm and about that salty taste.... um yeah I'm sorry about that, but the waiter gave me WAY too much salt on my margarita glass, so I wiped my glass off on your mouth. mmm margaritas...

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Will SOMEBODY just please hand me some clothes???


I can't see how this road trip can get any WORSE...


(an old gringo from the porch of a rusty tavern wolf-whistles at me)


...I stand corrected...It just DID!



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It's Mattie!!!!!


 


But with all that booze, his hair turned an unnatural shade of yellow!!!  You need to take care of that, Mattie.  It's going to clash with your orange hat!!  (pretend it's orange!!)



-- Edited by Mama Lisa at 14:31, 2006-04-17

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Here Jeffery, you can wear my other set of clothes, since yours have appeared to disappeared. 


Love the hair Mattie!!!


Who's going with me on my quest for a killer burrito?



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I'll go with you. Just give me a chance to order another salt-arita from that waiter.
Hang around Jeffrey- I may need your mouth again.

-- Edited by Chris at 22:24, 2006-04-18

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I am not going anywhere with you nuts! I am staying RIGHT HERE with the van...


(that old guy comes over and asks if he could have a "dance")


HEY GUYS! WAIT UP!!!



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Hey wait up Tim. Here comes Jeffrey trying to catch up to us.

Hey you're just in time Jeffrey- here's my too-salty-again margarita. Could you take care of this again?

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Well...normally I don't drink...but it has been a trying day...


There...I finished it...hey...why do I feel sooooo SLEEPY?


(GOOD NIGHT!)



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Chris, you're incorrigible.  You knew what the too-salty drinks do to Jeffery.  Now I'll never get my burrito.    You cad, you.


There's a cactus over there, we'd beter drag Jeffery over under it so that he doesn't get too sunburned.



-- Edited by 24 fan tim at 23:20, 2006-04-18

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what the ? where am i? how did i get out of the car? why does jeffrey look like he has been drinking beer and antifreeze? turn him on his side. and can someone please tell me where i got this tatoo from, and how on earth did it happen.

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WHAT!?!? I turn my back for one moment and Jeffrey (of all people) finishes my margarita! You were supposed to just lick the salt off the rim so *I* could drink it! Just like before! Oh Jeffrey, must you be unconscious before you're any use to me?

And... don't worry too much about your tatoo shelber. It uh, it's one of those peel-off kinds, not a real one.

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ooooooooooh! My head hurts! What in the world is in those DRINKS?


I'm okay...I'm not naked...I don't have a salty taste in my mouth...


(rolls over into the cactus)


OUCH! What the?! ALL RIGHT! THAT'S IT! I am going back to the van...


...uh...dudes...WHERE'S MY VAN?!



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See, aren't margaritas fuuuun?

Tim knows where the van is, but he's looking for a very large burrito first. So just sit tight, stay out of trouble (and the cactus!) then when he's got his fix we can go back to the van... Look, here's a flower to make you feel better:

!! Sorry I meant to say

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what the ? where am i? how did i get out of the car? why does jeffrey look like he has been drinking beer and antifreeze? turn him on his side. and can someone please tell me where i got this tatoo from, and how on earth did it happen.


Shelly, I wanted to see how the tattoo would look on somebody else before I tried it on myself. And you were sleeping so peacefully, I didn't want to wake you up to ask you. So I thought I would just hide it by putting where you wouldn't see it. Who knew you could bend that far? You must practice yoga!


Someone keep an eye on Jeffrey so he doesn't wander near the cactus again! Chris, you watching him?


Did Tim find a burrito yet?


I think we should get back on the main road!


 


 



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Where's Mattie?  Didn't he plan this road trip?  Who's driving?

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Someone keep an eye on Jeffrey so he doesn't wander near the cactus again! Chris, you watching him?


Well I WAS watching him, but then he told me to "stop staring." People always think the worst of me!

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shelber wrote: what the ? where am i? how did i get out of the car? why does jeffrey look like he has been drinking beer and antifreeze? turn him on his side. and can someone please tell me where i got this tatoo from, and how on earth did it happen. Shelly, I wanted to see how the tattoo would look on somebody else before I tried it on myself. And you were sleeping so peacefully, I didn't want to wake you up to ask you. So I thought I would just hide it by putting where you wouldn't see it. Who knew you could bend that far? You must practice yoga! Someone keep an eye on Jeffrey so he doesn't wander near the cactus again! Chris, you watching him? Did Tim find a burrito yet? I think we should get back on the main road!    


where is the main road anyway? and no i dont practise yoga, i cant tell you its a secret.


i wish i didnt use that map as a towel now.



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Well, I finally found a burrito, served with greasy refried beans.  Im overfull now andI feel the urge to.......well any way, I got a burrito and a killer sunburn.  Is the van fixed, whered Jeffery go, I know we left him beside that cactus? 


Shelly, do you know how red you are, You look like a lobster!!!


Mama, can we go home now.  I don't wanna go to Shady Hills anymore, I just want to go home.  I don't feel so good.   



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NO! NOBODY is going anywhere NOW!


For I have found my "true love"...


(I come around the van with my arm around the old gay gringo that whistled at me)


And we have decided to GET MARRIED!!!


...whether the goverment permits it or NOT!



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Let me plan your reception


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Oh no! Jeffrey fell in love with the evil android Gringobot!! Hurry everybody, we've gotta stop this wedding! If the Gringobot gets Jeffrey in the bridal suite, it'll turn him into taco bell burrito meat in no time!

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What is it that you guys have been smoking?  Or drinking?  And what did you do with Mattie?  I haven't seen him anywhere!!



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Mama. I changed my mind, I think that we should continue on to Shady Rest.  It would appear that Jeffery and Chris both need a nice long rest in a nice padded bedroom.  Papa's driving!!!


Hey Shelly, have you seen Mattie anywhere?  We really need to get a move on!!!  Both Jeffery and Chris have flipped out - I guess the sun finally got to them!


 



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