HEY GUYS!!! We've got some trouble over here by the car. Jeffery's been drinking Chris' beer and antifreeze combo and he looks a little green. We need to split up and find a doctor, and fast!!!
And if anyone finds a burrito joint, I could really use a LARGE burrito. I'm starved.
But the doctor first, I guess. What do you think?
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No Jeffrey! Don't go to sleep! Stay with us! The antifreeze is knocking him out! (smack) (smack) Wake up!
That does it. If we can't revive him we might lose him! I'm taking him around the corner there for some artificial respiration. You guys go look for a burrito for Tim.
-- Edited by Chris at 07:29, 2006-04-17
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Mattie?? Where are uuuuuuuuuu?? :) *checks underneath the car seats*
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TaterHead wrote: I am awake now...I feel better... Why am I naked? And why do I have a salty taste in my mouth?
Oh!! Um, uh--- you must be naked because.... the ... beer and anti-freeze mixture must have.. dissolved your clothing. A dangerous mix, beer and anti-freeze.
Hmmm and about that salty taste.... um yeah I'm sorry about that, but the waiter gave me WAY too much salt on my margarita glass, so I wiped my glass off on your mouth. mmm margaritas...
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But with all that booze, his hair turned an unnatural shade of yellow!!! You need to take care of that, Mattie. It's going to clash with your orange hat!! (pretend it's orange!!)
-- Edited by Mama Lisa at 14:31, 2006-04-17
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Here Jeffery, you can wear my other set of clothes, since yours have appeared to disappeared.
Love the hair Mattie!!!
Who's going with me on my quest for a killer burrito?
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Chris, you're incorrigible. You knew what the too-salty drinks do to Jeffery. Now I'll never get my burrito. You cad, you.
There's a cactus over there, we'd beter drag Jeffery over under it so that he doesn't get too sunburned.
-- Edited by 24 fan tim at 23:20, 2006-04-18
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what the ? where am i? how did i get out of the car? why does jeffrey look like he has been drinking beer and antifreeze? turn him on his side. and can someone please tell me where i got this tatoo from, and how on earth did it happen.
WHAT!?!? I turn my back for one moment and Jeffrey (of all people) finishes my margarita! You were supposed to just lick the salt off the rim so *I* could drink it! Just like before! Oh Jeffrey, must you be unconscious before you're any use to me?
And... don't worry too much about your tatoo shelber. It uh, it's one of those peel-off kinds, not a real one.
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Tim knows where the van is, but he's looking for a very large burrito first. So just sit tight, stay out of trouble (and the cactus!) then when he's got his fix we can go back to the van... Look, here's a flower to make you feel better:
!! Sorry I meant to say
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what the ? where am i? how did i get out of the car? why does jeffrey look like he has been drinking beer and antifreeze? turn him on his side. and can someone please tell me where i got this tatoo from, and how on earth did it happen.
Shelly, I wanted to see how the tattoo would look on somebody else before I tried it on myself. And you were sleeping so peacefully, I didn't want to wake you up to ask you. So I thought I would just hide it by putting where you wouldn't see it. Who knew you could bend that far? You must practice yoga!
Someone keep an eye on Jeffrey so he doesn't wander near the cactus again! Chris, you watching him?
shelber wrote: what the ? where am i? how did i get out of the car? why does jeffrey look like he has been drinking beer and antifreeze? turn him on his side. and can someone please tell me where i got this tatoo from, and how on earth did it happen. Shelly, I wanted to see how the tattoo would look on somebody else before I tried it on myself. And you were sleeping so peacefully, I didn't want to wake you up to ask you. So I thought I would just hide it by putting where you wouldn't see it. Who knew you could bend that far? You must practice yoga! Someone keep an eye on Jeffrey so he doesn't wander near the cactus again! Chris, you watching him? Did Tim find a burrito yet? I think we should get back on the main road!
where is the main road anyway? and no i dont practise yoga, i cant tell you its a secret.
Well, I finally found a burrito, served with greasy refried beans. Im overfull now andI feel the urge to.......well any way, I got a burrito and a killer sunburn. Is the van fixed, whered Jeffery go, I know we left him beside that cactus?
Shelly, do you know how red you are, You look like a lobster!!!
Mama, can we go home now. I don't wanna go to Shady Hills anymore, I just want to go home. I don't feel so good.
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Oh no! Jeffrey fell in love with the evil android Gringobot!! Hurry everybody, we've gotta stop this wedding! If the Gringobot gets Jeffrey in the bridal suite, it'll turn him into taco bell burrito meat in no time!
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Mama. I changed my mind, I think that we should continue on to Shady Rest. It would appear that Jeffery and Chris both need a nice long rest in a nice padded bedroom. Papa's driving!!!
Hey Shelly, have you seen Mattie anywhere? We really need to get a move on!!! Both Jeffery and Chris have flipped out - I guess the sun finally got to them!
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Be yourself!!! Don't try to fit into someone else's mold, you won't fit!!! And that just leads to utter misery!!! Live life to it's fullest in Christ's love every day!!!