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24 fan tim


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Just pour me a draft bud please, a large.  Thanks Shelly.

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You know, I gotta say... I think we need the VAN to take you ALL to Shady Hills!!!  Except maybe Jeanine.  She blindly walked into this!  She can drive.

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Mama Lisa wrote:

You know, I gotta say... I think we need the VAN to take you ALL to Shady Hills!!!  Except maybe Jeanine.  She blindly walked into this!  She can drive.
woohoo a road trip. i am not sure if jeanine walked to blindly in, lol, she does have a weakness for long islands. i think she may have had 2 or 3 before coming in.

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No, I only had two. No three. No two. Wait a minute--how many fingers am I holding up???


Uh...I better not drive!


 



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24 fan tim


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If we're going to Shady Hills, we'd better get a move on, it's almost time for the underwater basket weaving class.  And they get mean if you come in late.

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i hope this van came with a sunroof, if not it has one now. pthbb pthbb stupid bugs. k i need a drink for the way there, if i am underwater anything i need to be ready for it.

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lowcountry girl wrote:

No, I only had two. No three. No two. Wait a minute--how many fingers am I holding up??? Uh...I better not drive!  
i think you are holding up 2, but i thats on the one hand, the other hand is holding up 2 more. yeah its safe to say jeanine isnt driving, i noticed papa bear hasn had anything to drink, maybe he should drive.

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yeah, let's let Papa drive.  Maybe he can show us some of the racing tricks he has learned from watching Nascar!!!

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24 fan tim wrote:

yeah, let's let Papa drive.  Maybe he can show us some of the racing tricks he has learned from watching Nascar!!!

k thats so exciting  i have to pee pull over pull over



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OK Kids, Behave. Someone please fill Tim's bottle back up with Bud. We'll be there soon.


 



-- Edited by Papabear at 15:01, 2006-04-15

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drive faster papa bear, its more fun when you hang out the sunroof



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......my bottle's empty, too.

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i think since papa and jeffrey are the dd's for us, i think it would be fitting for jeffrey to steer and papa to run the gas and breaks, er wait we dont need breaks just the gas. ooooh ooooh can i honk the horn, i see a teenager.

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All right! That does it!


Now hear this! There will be NO MORE bathroom stops, refilling ANYONE'S bottles, OR honking the horn at hitchikers! I am a man, so you know that I believe that we have to be at Shady Hills JUST so I can have the joy of getting to our destination, at just the right time, without stopping ANYWHERE for ANYTHING... especially NOT for DIRECTIONS!!!


If you kids DON'T settle down and behave, I WILL reach behind this seat and SLAP all of you with just one swipe of my hand! And don't think that I CAN'T DO IT!


Now...why is that sign in SPANISH??? And why are there TUMBLEWEEDS blowing across the road?


...and on top of that...what happened to the ROAD!?



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jeffrey, what does siesta mean? and why all of a sudden can i smell burroitos? oooh another teenager can i honk the horn

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I'm hungry, can we stop for a burrito.  Huh? Can we?  Huh? Can we?  Huh? Can we?  Huh? Can we?   Ooooo... look at that cute guy, let me honk the horn!!!!

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24 fan tim wrote:

I'm hungry, can we stop for a burrito.  Huh? Can we?  Huh? Can we?  Huh? Can we?  Huh? Can we?   Ooooo... look at that cute guy, let me honk the horn!!!!

He's okay, Tim, but who's that pretty chica over there? *looks closer* Oh, that's Shelly! What is she doing out of the car?


Why isn't the car still moving? Oh, wait a minute. It feels like it is moving!


I better not have any more Long Islands.


 



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when did i get out of the car?


woohoo a cute chica, i like it. from one cute chica to another



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If you guys get arrested, don't expect ME to be the one to BRIBE de policia to get you out of the slammer!


Why is there now STEAM coming out from under the hood?



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TaterHead wrote:
Why is there now STEAM coming out from under the hood?


Well you remember when I was trying to describe to you why lots and lots of beer is actually better for you than just a little? Well while I was talking my beer got too warm, so when we made a pit stop I poured it out into the radiator- does that make sense? I don't know. I hope it's not too messed up. I need another beer...

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Chris, get your head back in this car!  Quit mooing at the cows!  They don't appreciate that!!


 


Mattie, quit mooning those people!  They are beginning to look a little sick!!



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24 fan tim


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I'm gonna get out  of this hot car and walk around awhile.  Maybe we can find a restaurant or something.  I'm still hungry!!!  And maybe we can find someone to fix the car while we're at it. 


Chris, stop pouring your stale beer in the engine.  Mama might see you and bust your butt.



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Uh...Tim...


How did you change your outfit?


We didn't pack any clothes!


And do you know that you're wearing a PINK shirt?


You know what they say about guys in pink shirts...



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24 fan tim


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I had a set of clothes under the seat.  My last set got dirty when I peeked under the hood to see the steam up close.  Dirty - yuck!! 


I think I look rather smashing in my pink.  Pink works for me.



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Honey...you look smashing in NOTHING!

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24 fan tim


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You flirt!

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Not really...


I've just been in the sun for too long...


TRYING TO SIPHON THE BEER THAT SOMEONE PUT INTO THE RADIATOR!




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24 fan tim


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You'd better be careful syphoning from the radiator, you know what antifreeze does to dogs.


 



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YOU MEAN I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO DRINK IT!!!


I think that I'll go lie down now...


Good night.



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