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24 fan tim


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Mama!!!  Behave, Poor Keely can't help it if she has No Body to help take care of her.  She seems to have a good Head for things and has solid Footing in the real world, so we need to be nice to her. 

-- Edited by 24 fan tim at 00:13, 2006-04-04

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Chris


Why can't my life be more like the Ainulindalė?

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grrrrr...

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24 fan tim


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Come on Chris, you can do it.  I know Keely hurt you in the past, but you need to get over it.  Just try.

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Chris


Why can't my life be more like the Ainulindalė?

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How can I ever get over her?

Her soft prosthetic lips brushing against mine...
The creak-creak of her bellows-operated breathing apparatus...
Her complaining live-in nurse...
the non-curves of her absent-since-birth torso...

Oh wait a minute! Wait a friggin-fraggin minute here!!!! Aren't I supposed to be gay? woops! Hehe, sorry Keely, it was so difficult to determine your gender from your marionette body-- I totally forgot you were a girl! Well guess what Keels,

Iiiiiiiii've got no strings to hold me down, to make me fret, or make me frown! I had strings, but now I'm free; there are no strings on me!!!!


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24 fan tim


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You better watch yourself Chris, or the gypsies might try to kidnap you to sing and dance in their circus show!

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Chris


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Awwww, Stromboli didn't seem like such a bad guy. All he needed was a little luvvin. ... then maybe he'd pay me more than just ONE FRICKIN COIN per performance! HEY! I have this Union card for a REASON!

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24 fan tim wrote:

You better watch yourself Chris, or the gypsies might try to kidnap you to sing and dance in their circus show!

THAT'S IT!!!


I know who Chris REALLY is!!!


Chris...is...NIGHTCRAWLER from the X-Men comics!!!


Yes...It's all CLEAR to me now...



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Letthead


"Okay, that’s it. I’m puttin’ a collar with a little bell on that guy."

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ME

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Mama Lisa


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Y'all need to go http://www.JasonanddeMarco.com and watch the video that comes up.  You'll get to see Alan in his studio.  Ain't he cute???

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Chris


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TaterHead wrote:
Chris...is...NIGHTCRAWLER from the X-Men comics!!!


Well, I WAS, but I haven't been able to get into the costume for a few years, and I didn't feel like changing my name to "Nudecrawler," you know?

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Mama Lisa


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Boys?  Do I need to do some head smacking???  You need to be spouting the praises of Alan on this thread!!  Did you watch the video?  Did you see how cute he is? 

-- Edited by Mama Lisa at 12:03, 2006-04-06

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Why not, Chris?


I am a nudist...I  BEING NUDE!! The naked form is BEAUTIFUL!!! True, you don't want the kids to see you like this, but I find that walking around my apartment buck naked very invigorating and I often pray and meditate in the nude. There is absolutely NOTHING WRONG with it. It even helps to keep you mentally disciplined from invading sexual thoughts. In fact...I think that I'll get naked right NOW!


There...much better...


oh...I guess I should have drawn the curtains first...


(opens the window and yells, "Sorry, Mrs. MacMurphy!...I was just changing...Yes, I will have this looked at by a doctor!")


P.S. - Sorry, MamaLisa! You posted your post before I posted mine...please forgive me.



-- Edited by TaterHead at 11:25, 2006-04-06

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Chris


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Hmm. You may have a point about nudity, but I don't think it's the best when you're fighting supervillains who are hell-bent on overwhelming all kids with a violent but constructive whirlwind of educational toys, you know?

And I'm sorry too Mama. Letty's always been cute in my book.

edit... sorry, brain fart... is Letty "Alan?" I just assumed because of the whole self-promotion thing. Oh and tell Keely I'm sorry. I shouldn't have made so much fun of all of her deformities, annoying habits, outright lies, ugliness, and general whoredom.

-- Edited by Chris at 12:10, 2006-04-06

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I just want to now say that I am no longer a nudist.


I no longer feel like I need to be naked to like myself.


However, I am still trying to find a way to keep my clothes on while taking a bath...


Jeffrey



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Chris


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However, I am still trying to find a way to keep my clothes on while taking a bath...



Kinky.

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phil_of_va


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alan is adorable.. so why won't he speak to me? :( *sob*


Phil



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24 fan tim


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I took the time this morning to listen to Alan's music.  All I can say is WOW!!!  Wish I had a credit card, I would definitely add Alan to my CD collection!!  I love your music Alan. 

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itsmattie77


He's completely bonkers, but we love him anyway

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Yup, I gotta agree, the music is defo good! :)

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itsmattie77


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Oh, and I am ALWAYS nude under my clothes.

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