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TaterHead


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Well of course I could! I have been making men in power feel complimented for YEARS!


I mean...I was a PROSTITUTE once, wasn't I???


$1,000,000 to stand outside in a thunderstorm...holding a TV antenna!


Deal or no deal?



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Chris


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$1,000,000 to stand outside in a thunderstorm...holding a TV antenna!
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Deal! I'd hold it DOWN. (sometimes it's hard to hold it down... ewww I'm so dirrrty!)

$4,000 to run out on the stage and spit on the stars of "RAW"

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TaterHead


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NO DEAL! I want to LIVE!


$100 to give a homeless man $1,000 of your OWN money.


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phil_of_va


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I had the money to give, why get $100 back?


$10,000 to learn Hungarian in a week and use in a conversation with a Hungarian.


Phil



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TaterHead


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DEAL! I'm always "hungry"! (get it? "hungry"? I AM a comedic genius! )


$10,000 to jet-ski through shark infested waters.


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phil_of_va


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Sure! Just make sure I don't look like a seal and I'm so doing it!


$50,000 to try my chicken eggdrop soup recipe!


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Chris


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I'd try using your recipe for that much! Who wouldn't!?!?

$600 to go offer some shirts to the icky shirtless guys running around town half-naked just because it's warm.

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TaterHead


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It depends...is one of them Brad Pitt?


$500 to go out on a date with Simon Cowell.


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Mama Lisa


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I'll even take that deal!  I'd love to talk to him when he's not in the judges seat!


 


$500 to go on a date with Paula Abdul, while she's stoned like she was on Tuesday!!


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DEAL! But I wouldn't let her DRIVE.


$100 to go out on a date with Richard Hatch from the first "Survivor".


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phil_of_va


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No deal.  He's cute and all, but I made a promise I'd never be a "prison wife". So there.


$10,000 to go on a U.S. tour with Marilyn Manson


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TaterHead


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No deal! I only roadie for Van Halen...or was it Van Gough?


$1,000,000 to hunt down Osama Bin Laden...all by yourself!


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Darrel


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Deal. :) (I love ghost-hunting!!!!!!!!!!)

$2 to eat oatmeal cookies with baked in kitty litter...? lol.

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TaterHead


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not for 2 MILLION!  NO DEAL!


$100 to teach parenting tips to Britney Spears.


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Chris


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Deal, as long as I get to smack her whenever she messes up (or contradicts me, or looks like a skank in front of her babies etc etc)


$10,000 to hand-paint (with a brush) the leaves of a full-grown tree blue- each leaf, both sides.

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Sounds like a challenge, deal!!!  (where's the money)


$5,000 to run around town in nothing but a diaper, during rush hour.  Deal or no?



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depends what part of town! Some places/people wouldn't mind, others I'd be in extreme danger!!


$1,000 to babysit 8 Mormon children on a Saturday afternoon after they've all eaten a double portion of red kool-aid and shredded-carrot-and-raisin salad?

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Sure! I actually own magic underwear (previously scary bf) so I know the tricks of dealing with that mess


$100,000 to attend a death metal concert


 



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TaterHead


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DEAL! But only if I get to wear REALLY THICK earplugs!


$100 to give Ted Kennedy a kiss on the lips.


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phil_of_va


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I don't know about the economy in Kentucky, but here in DC $100 will get you dinner, and no kiss is worth that little a return, so WAY NO DEAL.. now, if you made it $5,000 or more, then I'd think about it even if Ted = EWWW


$10,000 to pierce a body part


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Chris


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I pierced my ears YEARS ago! Where's my money!?!??!?!?


$500 a day, to go without any climate control (ac or heat) in your home

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Sure! I love to sweat. Like Vin Diesel...all hot and sweaty...without his shirt on...GLISTENING ALL OVER his muscular body...


What was the question again? Oh yeah...


$1,000,000 to go base jumping off from the Empire State Building.


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phil_of_va


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You'd need the amount to cover your bail, no deal.


$100,000 to spend an entire weekend with a death metal band



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TaterHead


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SURE!


For THAT kind of money, I'd tour with JOHN TESH!


$50,000 to go white-water rafting in just a kayak...


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Chris


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No deal. It would cost almost that much just for my hospital bills afterward!


$400,000 to live as a homeless person for a year

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Do I get an advance? Otherwise, heck no!


$100,000 to spend an entire weekend with a NON-ENGLISH-SPEAKING death metal band!!


 



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Mama Lisa


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I would do it!  That might be fun.  They wouldn't know what I was saying either!


 


$100,000 to spend the entire weekend with a contemporary Christian band performing in various places in Kansas.



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TaterHead


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DEAL! I always wanted to see flat lands as far as the eye could see!


$500 to be tied down and have giant hissing Madagascar cockroaches crawl all over you.


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phil_of_va


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I LOVE Madagascar hissing cockroaches, they're ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!


But only $500? Fine, I'll take it..


$5,000 to EAT Madagascar hissing cockroaches!!!


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TaterHead


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DEAL! I'LL EAT THEM! (with a TON of ketchup, maybe! )


$5000 to walk backwards on a circus high-wire...without a net!


Deal or no deal?



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