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Chris


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Hmm... $500 for how many verses of "Wheels??"

I mean, I have no problem with the underwear thing. I buy nice underwear and no one ever gets to see it. So I'm fine with that part. But I wouldn't sing any more than two verses for just $500

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NO DEAL! I'm holding out for a better payoff


Deal or No Deal: $25,000 to go on tour with Tammy Faye, Vanilla Ice, Corey Feldman, 50 Cent, all of the members of Marilyn Manson, and Courtney Love.. oh, and Vice President Cheney.. all over the country


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No deal....Tammy Faye and Marilyn Manson would just keep getting into fights over who used up the last of the black eye-liner...and then Cheney will shoot 50 Cent, making him "51 Cent"...


$100 to sleep overnight in Dracula's castle.


Deal or no deal?



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****DROOOOL****


$100? Heck I'd do that for FREE!!!!!! Dracula's castle *sigh* *drool* One of my Christian Goth gang members actually STAYED there!


$100 to spend the night at the Osbournes?


Phil



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Deal! I *loved* that show on MTV. It'd be fun to hang out and try to figure out what Ozzy is saying.


2G's to call in to a  local radio show and speak in a unidentified language.( My brother Jake did this, and he spoke in pig latin for 5 minutes before they hung up on him!)



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kolido ferd gosty de forn gorbel flib. hunna foira berz weddo...DEAL!


$1,000 to be a "roadie" for Phil and his band...for a YEAR!


Quazbot or no quazbot?



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Can I take the deal and get the money even though I am Phil? :D


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TaterHead


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That depends...can you get the rest of us any "backstage passes"?


$100,000 to eat 10 large meat lovers pizzas...and keep them DOWN!


Deal...or no deal?



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No deal, I would be puking by the time I finished the 1st pizza!!! 


Would you take a job for the sanitation dept for 1 week, if all you had to eat was whatever you found in the rubbish pile for $100,000.  Deal or no? 



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Ew!!! No Deal!!!!!  Maybe we can get Chris to do it.  He seems to have an iron stomach!!


 


How about a week of nothing but fruit for $1,000?



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Deal!!!


Spend a week cleaning up after a professional football team for $2000,  Deal or no?



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Deal. Anything I decided not to clean would just go unnoticed!

$500 to spend to one entire day watching nothing but the movie "Green Card" over and over again!?!?!?

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NO DEAL! That would be the WORST form of torture in the world!


$100 to drink a glass of water that was strained through Lance Armstrong's used bike shorts.


Deal or no deal?



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You have to first get me to willingly drink water, shorts or no shorts.


 


$10,000 to willingly go out on a date with a conservative, very anti-gay right-wing Republican single female to do whatever she chooses!


Phil



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Chris


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Deal. I can handle going out for dinner, then attending her Bible study, then a late showing of "Where the Red Fern Grows." I can handle the lame-ness. I can handle the anti-gay crap. It's what I grew up with in KY. Plus, I get 10,000 dollars. So yeah, deal.

$1,000 to let the weirdos from Queer Eye make you over?

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OHHH! HECK NO-O-O-O-O!


I would rather be run over by a subway train...I am TIRED of hanging around people that make me want to go STRAIGHT!


Have you ever tried to eat a live goldfish? ><>



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Chris


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TaterHead wrote:
Have you ever tried to eat a live goldfish?


Um... no deal?

$500 to come to church in a "solid gold leisure suit" and one of those rainbow afro clown wigs?

-- Edited by Chris at 16:30, 2006-04-10

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Honey, I would do that for FREE!  (sorry about the last deal, I forgot which thread I was in)


$100 to go bunjee jumping from a hot air balloon.


Deal or no deal?



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Chris


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Oo no way! Although I'm sure a bunch of people would pay to see my ass dragging the balloon down by the bungee cord when I jumped!


$5000 to play a child molester on Law & Order
(think about it... when it was over, ignorant people everywhere would treat you like you really WERE a child molester)

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I'd do it! But only if I also get to ask Ice-T how'd he wound up as a complete "sell out" to the MAN!!!


$1,000,000 to live at the South Pole for TEN YEARS!


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Chris


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Ooh I'd do it!! I love cold weather. Being too hot is the worst thing in the world!!

$1,000,000 to spend 10 years in the Sahara Desert?

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NOT!!!  I wouldn't mind the sun and sand, but not without being accompanied by the ocean.


$1,000,000 to live in a cave for 1 year, without coming out, with no power.  Deal or no?



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Do I get candles? Or furnature? How about plumbing??

...hmm come to think of it, no deal.


$10,000,000 to live as an active ex-gay posterchild and denounce homosexuals for a full year before recanting?

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Been there...done that...NO FREAKING DEAL!!!


$500 to live on the top of the Statue of Liberty (in the torch) for a month...


IN WINTER!


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sorry, it's a security risk ;)


$1,000,000 to be Fred Phelps' housecleaner?


Phil



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sure, why not?


$2000 to have the chinese water torture done to you



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Deal! Can I wear a clown suit while doing it?


$50,000 to rollerskate during the running of the bulls in Spain.


Deal or no deal?



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Chris


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As long as I can dress up like Olivia Newton-John in XANADU!!!!! YEAH!!!!



$10,000 to live as a guest star on "The Surreal Life"

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ONLY if I can get to sleep in the same room with that cute muscular bald guy that is on there...


$500 to walk up to Jerry Falwell and give him a kiss on the lips...


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Chris


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I'd be afraid he'd punch me real hard... unless it were "Jerry Queen" from the Story That Grows.

$5,000 to go in for a one-on-one teatime chat with G.W. Butch, and say NOTHING negative the whole time....?

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