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DEAL! As a matter of fact, I got some nude pictures of me right here on the computer!


Let me just call them up...and...


Why is my computer vommitting through the cd-rom drive?


$1,000,000 to lie down naked in a glass coffin and have 100 taurantulas crawl all over you...and have the lid CLOSED!


Deal or no deal?



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Mama Lisa


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I'll take the $1,000,000 to lie in a glass coffin with the lid closed!  But with clothes & no tarantulas!!  So, I guess that means No Deal!


 


$500 to eat 5 habenero (sp) peppers with no water!



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HEY!!  You guys just TOTALLY ignored MY DEAL question!!  I'm gonna kick some...



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Would you marry someone so that they could gain legal entry into the country for $100,000?



Deal or no deal?( i got ya covered susan)


i would say no deal, i already have had one marriage where there was no love, well not enough i guess, i dont want to be "ross gellar"


to petend to be someone you are not for one month (and that means being the total opposite you are now) and get $1,000,000. deal or no deal?


 


oopsies do i have to answer mama's question too?



-- Edited by shelber at 11:52, 2006-03-17

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After trying to be something that I'm not for decades, I'll say NO DEAL!


I like me!


Would you eat a cockroach for $100?


Deal or no deal?



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In Madagascar they eat them as snack food, just so you know..


For $50,000 would you date someone of the opposite sex (you don't have to marry them or fall in love with them) for a week, you're not allowed to talk to any of your gay friends/associates either online or offline - you would only hang with this girl/guy for a week straight doing whatever he/she likes to do.  Oh, and he/she HATES gay people!


Deal or no deal?


Phil



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NO DEAL!!!


for $10,000, would you attend a Fundimentalist church and attend all their activities for one month?



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DEAL! I am a Christian Fundamentalist myself...That's why I love gay people and don't hate them!


$100 to go out on a date with Phil of Va...


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Who do I make the check to??    (I love Phil!!  Too bad I'm married.  And female.  And many other things that he wouldn't like!!!)


 


$1000 to take money from the offering plate when it passes you, in full view of the ushers and the other people sitting around you.



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Yeah, I'll do it! If someone protests, all I have to do is say, "Sorry, but the Lord said that He either gets this money, or He'll call me home by the end of the month...Aparently He's back into THAT kind of racket, AGAIN!"


$10,000 to permanently change your skin color to blue...like a oompah-loompah!


Deal or no deal?



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Mama Lisa wrote:


Who do I make the check to??    (I love Phil!!  Too bad I'm married.  And female.  And many other things that he wouldn't like!!!)  



you willingly listen to country music and watch NASCAR? ewwww ;)


Um, WAY NO DEAL!! Blue? That's so not GAWTH, although Oompa Loompas are a part of that which is quite GAWTH


$25,000 to run around a major metropolitan city (NY, LA, Chicago, etc.) wearing beyond-tacky mismatched clothes and a megaphone telling everyone "THIS IS WHAT GAY PEOPLE ARE REALLY LIKE EVERYBODY!!! LOOK AT MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!" - preferably to do this in predominantly gay sections of town


Phil



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Mama Lisa


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Side note:  Phil, you are confusing me with other members of my family!!  I listen to Christian music and SLEEP through Nascar!!!  But never mind - you rejected me.  I'm crushed.


Back to the game...



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Mama Lisa wrote:

Side note:  Phil, you are confusing me with other members of my family!!  I listen to Christian music and SLEEP through Nascar!!!  But never mind - you rejected me.  I'm crushed. Back to the game...


oh that's a relief.. sorry but I will not date the rest of your family


Meanwhile, back to our regularly scheduled program..


Phil



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OK there's no deal on the table, so $1000 to sit for 10 minutes in ice water.

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make it five and you have a deal.


$10,000 to eat baby food for a month



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Ga-ga goo-goo!!! DEAL! 


It can't taste any worse than some of the slop that I've eaten at Denny's...


$1,000,000 to not bathe in a YEAR!


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No Deal!!  At my age, knocking on the door of menopause, I have to have my showers.  You know what they say:  I'm still hot.  It's just that now it comes in flashes!!


 


$100 to swallow live, wiggling, goldfish.


 


 



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No deal, the thought of a wiggling fish, raw, about make me sick.


$10,000 to go to your favorite gathering place in the buff.



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No Deal!  If it's my favorite gathering place, I'd like to be able to go there in the future!!


 


$1,000 to tell all of your good friends that you LOVE the Spice Girls & their music!!



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While the Goth culture might advertise itself as "self-destructive", in reality, we're quite happy with our own lot, in our own way.


All that to say: IS YOU CRAZY?!??!?!?!


Deal or No Deal: $15,000 to go into a mosh pit


Phil



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umm heck yea..


 


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Deal!!!  It looks like a blast!!!  Been close a time or two.


 


$1,000 to spend 2 weeks living in a funeral home, 24-7. By yourself.



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Yeah, sure...just let me first run a stake through all of the dead bodies in there...


$10,000 to marry Tammy Faye...for life!


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Mama Lisa


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Sorry, Tammy Faye isn't my type!


 


$100 to go to the curb in your underwear and wave to at least one neighbor.



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I've done that before, for free..so deal.


Speaking of the buff, 5G's to  go skinny dipping in a neighbors pool(i've done this too..for free)


Deal or No Deal?



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I did that just a few years ago, too...for free! Nice to meet a fellow "private nudist"! So I say "DEAL"!


$1,000 to have your eyebrows shaved off...for life!


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Mama Lisa


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I'll take that deal!  At my age, my eyebrows are dwindling & my lips are getting thinner!!  So, what the heck?


$500 to go to Walmart or the grocery store wearing your underwear ON YOUR HEAD!!  And no little thongs.  I'm talking big ol' tighty whities or ladies briefs!



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Better run fast tho... don't want to go to jail.  :)

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So, Nathan - deal or no deal?

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Yeah, I'll do it...right now!


Hey there, Mrs. Peterson!...What am I doing?...I'm wearing my underwear on my head!...


...What are you going to do with that SHOTGUN?!


$500 to stand outside in the rain and sing "Wheels on the Bus"...while wearing nothing but your underwear...but not on your head.


Deal or no deal?



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