Deal...or No Deal

Date: Thu Mar 2 5:45 PM, 2006

Deal...or No Deal

Mama Lisa · Thu Mar 2 5:54 PM, 2006

Wow, Jeffrey. That's a tough one. No American Idol? No Clean Sweep? No 7th Heaven (which I can't stand anymore but I have to watch!)? I'd have to say...um...could I keep my radio & CD player? Um,...No Deal. (Boy, that really makes me sound sad!)

How about a million dollars and you give up computer? Deal or No Deal?

Date: Thu Mar 2 5:57 PM, 2006

NO DEAL!

I need this infernal contraption to talk with you guys...and to download free books...and get the latest news...and the weather report for next week...and to play games...

Oh my gosh! I've turned into a NERD! EEEEEEK!

Would you give up $1,000...just to hit Dick Cheney in the face with a banana creme pie?

Deal...or no deal?

-- Edited by TaterHead at 17:59, 2006-03-02

Papabear · For Crying Out Loud

Contrary to popular opinion, I like Dick Cheney. So no deal.

Would you take a $1000 to eat live earth worms?

Date: Thu Mar 2 7:04 PM, 2006

Believe it or not...worms are rich in protein! So...I say DEAL! Now...where's my money?

Would you give up a million dollars...to be the President for only one year?

Deal...or no deal?

-- Edited by TaterHead at 14:33, 2006-03-03

Darrel · Guru

Deal

Actually seeing America improve is worth more than all the money in the world.

Replacing chocolate bars with soy product? Deal, or no deal?

24 fan tim · Live long and prosper.

No deal

Take $1,000,000 for your telephone.

CaliPK · Senior Member

Uh. What would I gain by this? What would anyone gain? No deal silly! Besides as much as I love soy products they will never ever be a replacement for Godiva!!!

Ok, here's the deal!! You get to live in a mansion and have all your housework, cooking etc done for you for the rest of your life however you will have no indoor plumbing - you have to use an outhouse and shower with the garden hose.

Deal...or No Deal?

Mama Lisa · Tue Mar 7 6:50 AM, 2006

That's a tough one, Susan. But I'd have to say No Deal. I have enough trouble using public bathrooms!

You get to live in a mansion and have all your housework, cooking etc done for you for the rest of your life however you will not be able to go anywhere - basic house arrest. Deal or No Deal

Zcchip · Senior Member

No deal!!!!!!

If you had $50.00 would you give it to that drunk man with a "will work for food" sign folded on the front of him? His only companion is a brown neck bottle half full of whiskey beside him. The guy needs a shave and a shower. You get the picture. Deal or no deal?

Mama Lisa · Tue Mar 7 12:12 PM, 2006

No Deal! I might take him and buy him a good meal. Or some "groceries" to keep, like pop-top cans of fruit or tuna. Or I might pay for a hotel room for him for the night (I started to say take him to a hotel, but that didn't sound right!) But I wouldn't give him cash.

If you won a million dollars, free & clear, but had to stop having anything to do with any organized religion, would you take it? You could still worship on your own.

Zcchip · Senior Member

Deal. I do believe that a church should not determine my relationship with God even though I do enjoy going, but a little part of me despises it because of the expectations.

If you gotten a million dollars, but with a catch - you have to give 1/3rd of it to the poor while traveling around the world for a year? Deal or no deal?

24 fan tim · Live long and prosper.

DEAL!!!!

To be able to help others while realizing a life goal, too cool!

You win $1,000,000 with a catch, you have to give half of it to your worst adversary, Deal or No Deal?

Zcchip · Senior Member

DEAL!

If you are the richest person in the world would you run away and join the circus? LOL But the deal is that you have to free all of the elephants - deal or no deal?

Date: Tue Mar 7 12:45 PM, 2006

DEAL! Jesus tells us to bless those that persecutes us...that and half is STILL better than NONE!

You are offered a million dollars IF you do one thing...never have sex EVER again! (not even "self-pleasing")

Deal...or no deal?

Zcchip · Senior Member

Jeffery, NO DEAL! ((turns and runs away))

If you are given a million dollars from a will, but the attachment is a 500 pound pig named Babe, but the problem pigs live for a long time, would you take the deal? Remember the pig has to live in the house. (Not sure if you have seen this on Golden Girls) Deal or no deal? :)

Mama Lisa · Tue Mar 7 2:41 PM, 2006

Deal! I love animals. And I love bacon!!!

Would you eat a tuna fish sandwich (with mayo) that had been sitting in your hot car for 3 days for $10,000?

Date: Tue Mar 7 3:37 PM, 2006

NO DEAL! The hospital stay will cost you the ten grand ALONE! And not including the stomach pump and the antibiotics...

You can have a million dollars...IF you walk across a floor covered with rattlesnakes!

Deal...or no deal?

Zcchip · Senior Member

Deal... just provide the leatherings! :) I have had walked around rattlesnakes before... it is scary for sure. They usually want to avoid you anyway.. might be an easy million.

Uhm lets see

10,000 to clean a stall full of horse manure and deposit it in the compost pile for a FULL YEAR - rain or shine, winter or summer (i will take it, have done it for years LOL) But would you? :) deal or no deal

Mama Lisa · Tue Mar 7 7:53 PM, 2006

No Deal! I hate having to clean the cat box!!

Same question about the horse stall, but for a million!!

Zcchip · Senior Member

Consider it done

You know Lisa, they show that cat littler commerical and supposedly what comes out will stick to the litter and make "balls" maybe that will make it easier?

A million to drink a pack of GREEN beer and eat green pancakes. All of this while wearing green and having to do that all day on St. Patrick's day. Sounds easy? :)

Date: Tue Mar 7 11:21 PM, 2006

No deal. I can't STAND the taste of beer.

One million dollars...if you would spend 1 year living off the frozen, icy land in a igloo in Alaska.

Deal...or no deal?

(I would do it, but I'd be so lonely. Why? Because I would be "the only gay eskimo...the only one I know...I'd be the loneliest eskimo...in my tribe.")

-- Edited by TaterHead at 23:24, 2006-03-07

Mama Lisa · Wed Mar 8 10:45 AM, 2006

A big part of me says Deal, because at my age, with these hot flashes, all that ice and cold weather sounds inviting. But another part of me thinks about not having my bed, and "is the potty made of ice?" So, No Deal.

Would you live alone for one year on an island (like Tom Hanks in Cast Away) for a million dollars?

24 fan tim · Live long and prosper.

No deal, I would go crazier than Tom Hanks did. I need to have interaction with others.

Would you spend a week in general population at a maximum security prison for $1,000, Deal or no?

Zcchip · Senior Member

No deal! Not worth it, Id hate to be called Fish in there.

However I would be cast away, for a year.. Im isolated anyway :) I would think alot of thoughts. It really does make you appreciate life.

Ok uhm.. a thousand dollars to get on the stage and sing in the front of a million people? :)

Date: Wed Mar 8 5:07 PM, 2006

DEAL! (actually, I would get naked and streaked in front of a million people FOR FREE like back in the 70's and at sporting events...if I knew that I wouldn't get caught!)

One million dollars...if you would never eat pizza EVER AGAIN!

Deal...or no deal?

-- Edited by TaterHead at 17:09, 2006-03-08

Rev Mike · Veteran Member

Deal

for 3000 bucks would you stop a moving fan with your tongue?

Date: Wed Mar 8 11:30 PM, 2006

Deal!

My sister always told me that I had a big mouth...

...that is why I sent her to the cornfield!

$1,000,000...if you would leave the USA and NEVER come back. (nothing personal! just a question.)

Deal...or no deal?

Rev Mike · Veteran Member

Since I'm not from the US, Deal

Okay here's a gross one. for 25 million tax free dollars would you eat a cooked piece of human (assuming it came from someone who was already dead)?

eeeeeew

Date: Thu Mar 9 9:17 AM, 2006

NO DEAL!!!

I may get hungry...but NEVER that hungry!

How about $10,000 to go skinny-dipping with great white sharks?

Deal...or no deal?