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Mama Lisa


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Don't be getting any ideas, Darrel!

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hahahaha!! I'm not getting any ideas.

A few years ago, I ordered some mint ice cream....and my tummy didn't like that, and I did a remake of the famous split pea soup scene from the Exorcist all over the beige carpet...



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one time i barfed, and the colors reminded me of a tye dyed shirt........kinda pretty...in a weird gross kinda way.....i dont like barfing.



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Darrel wrote:

Has anybody ever thrown up in different colors??

Oh YES! I remember when I once took one too many antibiotic pills, for an ear infection, and there was so many different colors of puke that the bathroom floor looked like an psychadelic acid trip from 1969...


Like...WOW, MAN! Check out all of the happenin' COLORS!


Has any ever noticed that the sound you make when you throw up sounds like you're saying the word "Buick"?



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Mama Lisa


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So, how about them Astros?

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Chris


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Astros... sounds like some Greek cookie.

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Mama Lisa


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Greek cookie?  Oh, I keep forgetting this is a GAY site!  It's a BASEBALL team!!

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Have you seen my baseball??

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darrel i was soooooooooo close to making a bad comment, i refrained, it was tough to do.....now has anyone seen darrels baseball?

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Sorry Jeffrey!


Mama



-- Edited by Mama Lisa at 11:19, 2006-07-06

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You know it came out right, Tater.


(Just doing a little house cleaning, guys!)



-- Edited by Mama Lisa at 11:20, 2006-07-06

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this topic has gotten a little nuts

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Speaking of nuts, I think we're all nuttier than a fruitcake...

hehehehe. =)

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Oh dear, nothing worse than a bunch of fruits with nuts

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Who are you calling a "fruit"???


I prefer the term, "HETEROSEXUALLY-CHALLENGED"!



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Mama Lisa


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LOL, Jeffrey!  I like that!  Mind if I use it?



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I'm not a bit heterosexually-challenged. I'm a fully-functional and not-at-all impaired QUEEN (only not as flaming as that connotes).

...is "connotes" the right word? Is that even a verb? Hmm...

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Mama Lisa wrote:

LOL, Jeffrey!  I like that!  Mind if I use it?
Go right on ahead, my dear...just remember that if I don't get 40% of any profits, then my lawyer will contact your lawyer.

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...just remember that if I don't get 40% of any profits, then my lawyer will contact your lawyer.

Oooh, you are cheap!  I would have asked for 90%!!


 


When do you start wowing them at Wal-Mart?



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I have to get the results back from the background check and the drug test and then I begin my orientation training...then I begin working!


Hopefully it will just take about a week for all of this to be done, but I'm not sure when it will all be completed. Just keep me in your prayers!




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*cracks up*



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LOL!!!!!!                       


That was good Darrel !!!



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Last night, I had to unload from the truck a pallet loaded down with 40-inch plasma TV's. I remember looking at them and wondering, "What the heck on TV is so dang INTERESTING that you are willing to spend like four THOUSAND dollars to see it THAT well?"


If you need to watch the World Poker Tour with THAT much "realism", just go live at a casino...that way, you can at least have a chance of turning that kind of money into even MORE cash!



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I didn't know they had anything at Wal-mart that cost 4000 dollars!!!

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Do you realize how much regular stuff you could buy at WalMart for $4000?  I'd love to do the research on that.  Anyone have an extra $4000?

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sorry mama,


my extra cash is destined for something amazing.....shake it out of jeffrey.



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sorry mama, my extra cash is destined for something amazing.....shake it out of jeffrey.

SORRY!


The only thing that you're gonna "shake" out of my pockets are some loose change that I use to get drinks out of the soda machines at work.


I AM ABOUT FLAT BROKE!


Why not sit up REALLY CLOSE to your TV, with your nose touching the screen, and then you can have the ILLUSION of watching a 40" wide-screen?



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If you dont want the 40" TV....you can always send it to me...I will take real good care of it for you!!!!

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a $4000 dollar tv...the ultimate for the true TV junky......time to join the TVA (tv anonymous)

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