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TaterHead


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WAAAAAAAH!


I slave over a hot stove trying to make SOMETHING that you interloping blondes would like eat, and what THANKS do I get???


That is the LAST straw!


From now on...You can just have acorns and granola to EAT!


I'm OUTTAHERE!



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Chris


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(don't worry, everybody-- I can cook pretty well)

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Darrel


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*looks at a bowlful of grits*

You call this cooking????

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Ewwww....grits....thats not right....

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TaterHead


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How about a YUMMY plate of chicken-fried steak, mashed potatoes and green bean casserole?


MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!


Okay then...one of you guys can take us ALL out to Cracker Barrel and we all can order that, OKAY?



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Chris


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I didn't make those Grits. So don't complain to me!!!

I could fix everyone a nice turkey dinner, with homemade stuffing, gravy, grean bean casserole, macaroni and cheese, and TRIFLE for dessert. You'll all gain 10 pounds within the first five minutes, but we'll all be happy!

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Mama Lisa


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I wouldn't be happy!  I've worked too hard to lose these 15 1/2 pounds so far!  Stay away from me with your wickedly good food!

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Chris


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Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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This is too meaningful, someone make it meaningless again!


Phil



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Meaningless is...


Europe's love affair with DAVID HASSELHOFF.



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shelber


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why would something that grows on your foot, be named after something that grows on a cob, which you eat?

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Chris


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It's because if you soak your feet in canned creamed corn, you get corns. No, it's true- honest!

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EWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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TaterHead


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Chris wrote:

It's because if you soak your feet in canned creamed corn, you get corns. No, it's true- honest!
And if you wash your hair with LIMA BEANS, you'll wind up not knowing "BEANS" about anything!

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Mama Lisa


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Now that's what I call meaningless banter!  Good job, folks!!

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We aim to please!


Unless I'm standing at the toilet...then, I have to AIM at the wastebasket in order to hit the TARGET!



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TMI jeffery!!!!!


The least that you could do is aim for the kitty litter pan.



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rain is wet

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TaterHead wrote:

We aim to please!
Unless I'm standing at the toilet...then, I have to AIM at the wastebasket in order to hit the TARGET!


What kind of person puts a TARGET in their bathroom? Just pee in the toilet like a normal person.

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But that's my point! In order to HIT the toilet, I have to AIM for the wastebasket!

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Mama Lisa


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Oh, these mental images!  No wonder Darrel has such a hard time getting a good night's sleep!  Jeffrey, doing the naked happy dance & peeing in the trash can!  What's a mom to do....

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TaterHead wrote:

But that's my point! In order to HIT the toilet, I have to AIM for the wastebasket!
Boy, your aim must be awful poor.  Remind me to never give you a gun!!!!

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TaterHead


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Oh, it's not my aim that is the problem...


It's just that I have to "shoot" with a very small..."gun".



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TMI, you poor feller......

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honestly! You seem to INSIST upon telling us this information we don't want to know! Everybody keep their pipi in their pants!!!

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fer real!!!!


(pipi - I thought it was spelled pee-pee)



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Chris


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Hmm... Well, a long time ago I bought a fountain for my new apartment, and in the catalog, they had all of those tacky fountains with little cherubs pissing- you know the ones. Well, apparently the fountain companies call those "Pipi Fountains."

Maybe it's just a crappy attempt to class-ify something with no class to begin with. Whatever- just keep it zipped fellas. I doubt people are interested in reading about all of our penis sizes.

...come to think of it.... no, never mind. Nope. No-one's interested.

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24 fan tim


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thanks for the clarification.


the sky is blue today



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It is blue, now that you mention it...

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