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Give movie cliches


A villain can hotwire any car in a matter of seconds.



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Okay, this isn't from a movie, but from a television show.  It's my favorite line:


One woman's sexual harrassment is another woman's night off!  (Karen - Will & Grace)



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All phone numbers always begin with 555.

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Nightmares always end with a scream

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The bad guy never dies.



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If your a virgin in a horror movie, you are likely to be the sole survivor of the movie.


However, if there is a sequel, that same virigin is likely the first to die!



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If a car crashes, it will explode.

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Shower scenes always involve a lot of hot water and steam arising from the top no matter how hot it is outside. 

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Despite the large breakfast prepared, no ones has time to eat but a slice of toast!

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rarely do people have to go to the bathroom.


I think we are off topic though. My favorite is "you're a dead man Perry"  anyone know where it's from?





-- Edited by Papabear at 18:45, 2006-03-01

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Every romantic comedy movie, no matter what obsticles both lovers had to face, will always have a happily ever after ending.


Don't you just hate that?



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Computers always make "beep beep boop boop" sounds and rarely do you see anyone use a mouse. And what OS are these people using?

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Oh and, if it's a crime solving drama, you can zoom in on the grainiest of photos and gain instant detail by saying "enhance!"

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No matter how long someone has been asleep in bed, they wake up with PERFECT hair.

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they always have perfect ahir no matter what..


tey could be in the middle of a tornado and their hair is perfect


-when runing from a bad guy, girls can ALWAYS run in heels.



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Or they're running in an oversized men's shirt with no pants. Is that what girls sleep in?


Movies never account for the width of helicopter blades, either. (GoldenEye)



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Girls ALWAYS fall down when they run!!

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Have you ever noticed that whenever the good guys have to diffuse a bomb...it is always the RED wire that must be cut.


And when it is cut...there is only one or two seconds left on the clock.



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Okay, I just watched the world's worst movie (which answers a question on another thread!) - House of Wax.  The only good part was Paris Hilton's death scene.  But of course, she ran around in bra & panties & an oversized jacket which just happened to be hanging off of one shoulder so her boob was showing the whole time.  And she fell down!!


Bad guy didn't stay dead.  People ran UPSTAIRS away from the bad guy.  And there was a "twist" at the end to indicate all is not well...



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No-one ever involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.

Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment that it is aired. And you turn the TV off immediately to continue dialogue.

Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

Word processors never display a cursor on screen but will always say: Enter Password Now.

Although in the 20th century it is possible to fire weapons at an object out of our visual range, people of the 23rd century will have lost this technology.

Traveling between any two points in New York City will always
take you past the Statue of Liberty, Lincoln Center, Washington Square Park, and the New York Public Library.

An electric fence, powerful enough to kill a dinosaur will cause no lasting damage to an eight year old child.


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When there is one minute until a self-destruct sequence, explosion, deadline...you name it...15 minutes pass by in the movie. (I swear, that had to be the longest minute of my life....)



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The geekiest, most unwanted girl or boy will always be able to become a hot, sexy supermodel almost over night with complete new wardrobe and attitude.

Even though the electricity or phone line is working, someone will always show up claiming they got call to check out a problem, come in and set up their operation unbeknownst to the other people.

When chasing a suspect around the corner and he disappears, no one will have noticed anyone run by expect the cop.


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Phil's Relational Theory of Bad Slasher Movies:


1) The non-white goes first


2) The not-so-moral girl is next


3) The geek is third


4) The really sleazy guy is fourth


5) The hero and heroine, good moral white characters with the girl being a blond, survive by seemingly killing off the villain when, in fact, he comes back in the next movie


6) go back to 1)


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If your in a horrific, firey car crash, you will walk away, with your face smeared with milk chocolate.

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It is always necessary to walk down a dark, wet, danger alley when you are in a hurry and end up getting mugged.




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Why do porn movies have music playing in the background?


I find that to be a little bit unnecessary...not to mention distracting.


I mean when was the last time you saw someone come out of an adult theater saying, "Man! That movie soundtrack was so good that I am going out to Best Buy to get it!" 



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Similarly, when moving from one hiding spot to another, one must always do a somersault when reaching the new location, preferably a double one...


College and school teachers always like to start talking on a new topic seconds before the bell rings.


If someone is chasing you, it's ALWAYS a good idea to tip over trash-cans as you pass them.


If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.



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In horror films, people who die in a gruesome manner...they continue screaming well beyond the point of death...

Anyone else notice that?

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that and they stop to have sex while they're being killed off/chased/terrorized.


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Sometimes, in a car chase, it is always necessary to drive on the highway against oncoming traffic where the car will always be able to elude 10 cop cars!


A romantic kiss will almost always have a fresh breeze of air blowing on the two lovers as they embrace.....



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