How about some meaningless banter?

phil_of_va · [Probably] Gother Than Thou

RE: How about some meaningless banter?

Date: Mon Mar 27 10:42 PM, 2006

nateblack wrote:

Do you think the story of the flood is literal?
not sure what I think...

I don't think it was... but can u imagine the literal smell if it were?

Date: Mon Mar 27 10:45 PM, 2006

So, Amy is moving? What will you and Papa do with her room?

Mama Lisa · Mon Mar 27 11:08 PM, 2006

Party!!

Oh no... I mean... I think we are going to move the computers into her room, and make the room we are using now into guest/sewing room.

Amylynn · Guru

mammaws was asking about that earlier.

she was like no guest room? where will i stay?

i said couch.

ok so my teacher, her husband packs her lunch and he didnt pack a coke today and seriously, she was like freaking out.. yelling "what was he thinking?! he gave me a v8! what is his problem?!"

maybe his thinking about your health? hmm

crazy.

24 fan tim · Live long and prosper.

Amy, your teacher needs professinal help, what is her problem with food anyway?

Mama Lisa · Tue Mar 28 12:54 PM, 2006

I've had my dose of humiliation for the day. I walked out to my car in the rain and stepped on the painted yellow line. It was very slick from the rain and my feet went out from under me. I hit my knee hard on the trailer tire(?), fender(?) that was parked in the next spot, and hit my head on my car. Not to mention landing in a puddle! So, now I'm wet and in pain. Fortunately, no one was around except Alan and he was on the other side of the car. But he helped me up and got ice for my bloody, swollen knee.

Sorry you missed it Amy!

Amylynn · Guru

haha but thats so funny..

probably wasnt at the time but it is now..

laughing at work.. people already think im crazy cause i put a sticky note on the plant in the front that says "feed coke when water is gone" because me and the other girl up front were saying we wonder what would happen and everyone who has come in the office was like why feed it coke?

now im laughing to myself

CaliPK · Senior Member

If anyone was willing to pack my lunch every day (or water my plants for that matter) I wouldn't complain about whether it was Coke or V8.

Mama Lisa · Tue Mar 28 1:28 PM, 2006

I'm with you, Susan! This teacher sounds like a real jewel.

When Alan was about in 5th grade at a Catholic school, the mother of one of his friends was a teacher at the same school. She was known to be a bit of a scatter brain. One day, this friend of Alan's opened his lunch and pulled out a can drink. Only the can drink turned out to be a can of beer! His mother had packed his lunch for him! Did I mention she was a scatter brain?

By the way, Amy. Now my neck hurts because I hit my head at a funny angle against my car. So far, I haven't found the humor in it. But I will...

Amylynn · Guru

this teacher is crazy..

she stands and rocks back and forth and hums to herself.. not even kidding.

shes crazy.

24 fan tim · Live long and prosper.

Does she hum requests?

Mama, sorry to hear about your little episode in the rain, I hope that your pain subsides soon so you can laugh at the situation. It sounds like a great laughable incident. If you weren't hurting I would laugh like a hyena.

-- Edited by 24 fan tim at 17:24, 2006-03-28

nateblack · Senior Member

Poor Mama Lisa!

This cat understands your pain...

Mama Lisa · Tue Mar 28 6:32 PM, 2006

Nathan & Tim! LOL!!

24 fan tim · Live long and prosper.

Poor cat (sorry Mama)

CaliPK · Senior Member

It rained here (like MAD) yesterday too. I was running around posting notices yesterday and was doing pretty well keeping dry until I went to the bank and picked up some quarters. Just as I was trying to maneuver my umbrella and myself into my car the roll of quarters broke open and spilled all over the ground including under the car next to me. So much for me being dry! At least I wasn't hurt. Hope you are ok, Lisa.

Amylynn · Guru

you think the site going all nuts is the mystery hate mailer trying to shut us down?

Mama Lisa · Wed Mar 29 10:48 AM, 2006

Yeah, that mystery hater WISHES he had that much power! Teddy's working on it as I write this! It's a problem with the hosting site, not with us.

I'm okay, Susan. Sorry about your quarters! My knee is sore and swollen, but it will be alright. It doesn't hurt to walk, just to touch it or bend my leg too much. The up side is that since it's so swollen, it's all smooth and prettier than the other one!

nateblack · Senior Member

So Amy gets to do all the cooking and cleaning?

Amylynn · Guru

too bad all my austiniers arent here..

mom and dad are going out of town tomorrow til saturday.. and im gonna parrrrtay!

Darrel · Guru

So, what subject is this mystery teacher in charge of? Perhaps to get extra credit, you could buy her a coke, and start humming with her???

Just some thoughts.

It's raining cats and dogs outside....

Amylynn · Guru

are you kidding? i do everything for that woman.. not even kidding

sparkystar22 · Veteran Member

LOL..CAT!! yay

Amylynn · Guru

why is the sound of chewing so freakin gross?

omg.. ugh

CaliPK · Senior Member

You think regular chewing is bad, you should hear how disgusting it sounds when you are chewing chicken jello.

Mama Lisa · Mon Apr 3 1:03 PM, 2006

Susan, every time you mention your chicken jello, I think of that congealed stuff that forms around a cold baked chicken. What do you do, put that in a bowl?

CaliPK · Senior Member

It's not MY chicken jello! Ewww. Ick. NO!! It was something I was forced to eat as a child. Technically, I think it's called "Chicken Aspic" or something that sounds equally as nasty. It's literal gelatin - the clear unflavored kind - and it has chicken and random vegetables and it's served cold.

I didn't finish my dinner before church so I had to come home and finish it afterwards. I was eating that darn chicken jello for like 7 hours! It was traumatic.

For what's it's worth, my mom HAS apologized!

Mama Lisa · Mon Apr 3 2:01 PM, 2006

Well, good for your mom! I hope she learned to cook after that!

CaliPK · Senior Member

That's the weird thing about it. My mom is probably the best cook I know - she's definately up there. The thing is that she experiments - a lot. And some of the experiments should never be subjected on actual people.

Mama Lisa · Mon Apr 3 2:54 PM, 2006

In my house, we call those experiments "creations". If I'm "creating" I try to always have peanut butter on hand! Just in case!! Teddy's creations are usually good. Except that time he made an alfredo sauce with sweetened whipping cream instead of regular cream. It would have been good on ice cream!