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Mama Lisa


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Do you ever wonder why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitos or step on those two roaches?

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Well they do feed the frogs, pigeons and mice


And my point is? 



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All I have to say about the Ark--

Can you imagine 40 days and 40 nights of animal dung? Imagine the piles!! Perhaps Noah's family was blessed with the janitorial work? *shrugs*

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No I hadn't thought of that...ewww...kind of gross now that I am

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Actually it was 264 days total from the day that the Ark was closed until they left the Ark.  Maybe the Ark had some kind of sewage disposal system, they had access to a lot of water.  Imagine being cooped up with that many animals for that long, nearly 9 months.  The smell of the animals, let alone their waste, would have driven me crazy.  And did any of Noah's family have allergies to animal dander?

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Do you think the story of the flood is literal?


not sure what I think...



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Actually, that's one example of a Bible story I do not take literally - but there I go again altering 'meaningless banter' .



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-- Edited by Kenn1959 at 13:44, 2006-03-20

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hahahaha i work wit weiiiird people


these guys were talkin and one of the guys was like "DID YOU EAT THAT?!"


and the other laughed and said yes and the other guy was like "YOURE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT THAT!! OMG!"


and the other one asked why not and he was like "youve never noticed that on all those little packets it says 'do not eat'?" and the guy was like "nah uh are you serious?"


THESE ARE GROWN MEN... wow..



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I know what you mean, Amy...


Like why does a can of hair mousse have a warning not to eat it? Do you know why that is on there? Because some idiot actually looked at that stuff that came out of that can and thought that it would taste just like Cheez-Wiz! And then he sued the company because he claimed that he wouldn't have eaten the stuff if there was a warning on the can not to do it. That's a lie! He would have eaten it anyway because the guy is a MORON who that that hair mousse must just be chocolate mousse IN A CAN!!!


Jeffrey 2 B trying to get rid of ignorance one "mousse-head" at a time...



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I think those warnings are to cover their...er...past legal bills...as in (on a paper coffee cup: CAUTION: CONTENTS HOT )


 



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-- Edited by Kenn1959 at 15:01, 2006-03-20

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that one is on there because some idiot spilt mcdonalds coffee on her lap and got burned.. and she sued..


..and won..



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As a coffee lover, I think its temperature is all that McCoffee has going for it.

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Kenn1959 wrote:

As a coffee lover, I think its temperature is all that McCoffee has going for it.

And what about those french fries? The dang cardboard box that they come in tastes better than they do anymore! I still like their burgers...but just barely.


I like Burger King better, anyway...Have any of you tried that giant King Kong TRIPLE WHOPPER? Man, I thought that I was going to DIE when I ate that whole thing!


Jeffrey



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McDonalds is an abomination! Run away from the Beast! FLEE! FLEEEEEE!!!!!!!!


Ooo I feel better already


Phil



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Hey! I worked for that abomination for 6 yrs. LOL.

I cannot believe that grown men would eat the silica from the shoes...that's kinda nasty. And, the reason why that lady did win, (the stupid one who dumped it in her lap) is because there were no warning labels on the outside of the container. However, it just goes to show how stupid some people are. Do we really need somebody to caution us that hot chocolate is hot?

*shrugs*

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and drinking from the top of the rim probably made it worse

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I think McDonald's french fried taste like wet kleenex.  Yick. 


Generally, I stay away from most fast food chains - although if you are from SoCal or have ever eaten at In N Out you will know that their burgers are supery yummy.    I could go for one right now!



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Mama Lisa


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Susan,


You just created a new word: supery!  (Or am I that far out of the loop?)



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Yup, that's a new one.   Someone call Websters so they can add it to the new edition of the dictionary.

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Spontaneously-generated happy words send me into a deeper morass of ubiquitous calumny, juxtaposed with an unwielding inductive construct of morose consternation..



Phil



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someone in my office just choked.


crazy



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Mama Lisa


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Did they choke on what Phil wrote?  I did.



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Mama Lisa


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What happened to our meaningless banter?  Did we all become deep thinkers and can't come up with anything meaningless? 

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I for one have had WAY too much deep thinking this week.  :)


My boyfriend is coming to town tomorrow!!!!!!!!!! 


Have I told y'all how googley-eyed he makes me? 



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So is he moving to Austin?  Then you'll be googley eyed all the time!

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ugh then we all have to hear about him :rollseyes:

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What's wrong with being googley eyed?  I get that way just thinking about my boyfriend! 

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nothing is wrong with it when youre the googlyeyed one. to the rest of us, yea its sweet but ugh..

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whatever my teacher is eating today smells like socks

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Is she willing to share with you?

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