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Mama Lisa


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Where are we and where are we headed?

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China.
lets go there.

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Amylynn wrote:

China.
lets go there.


If we go to China, we need to take oxygen masks... their air is so polluted, we will all get sick... we are NOT used to breathing that bad of air... but we could go there and try and free the children that are being forced to paint toys with lead paint and make poisionous toothpaste and poisionous dog food... to ship to the USA.

I think we should stop and see Leonardo DeCaprio's new film 11th Hour first... and then go by NASA, or The ATLANTA CDC and see if we can buy or borrow some bio-hazzard or space suits for our trip to china... I mean... I have virgin lungs... I don't want to get sick.

Am I stil driving... Does our Van have Wings &  or will it float ???  Hey I am feeling Chitty Chitty Bang Bang... cause we have to cross the ocean somewhere.

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Mama Lisa


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Change of plans!  Jerry has me convinced that we don't want to go to China!  Let's go to Virginia & see Phil!!!

And, yes, Jerry... you are driving.  Pay attention to the road and quit looking for skantily clad young men along the road! wink

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Can we stop at a Baskin Robbins and get a Oreo sundae?

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Mama Lisa


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You betcha!!  And if it were about November, we'd get B&R Peppermint Ice Cream!!!  That's the best!

Hey, who's paying for the gas on this trip?

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i thought maybe we could distract the gas attendant, you know, jeffrey could show a little leg or something....

china is it? ok. but i gotta tell you last time i tried to ask for something in chinese i was arrested.... so maybe i shouldnt be the translater.

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No China!  We are going to Virginia to see Phil!  Or is it Philadelphia to see Virginia?  Oh, I can't remember. 

Jerry, keep your eyes on the road!

Jeffrey?!?  Are you licking the creamy center out of the Oreos again?


Alright, now... keep it clean!

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Thomas, get your elbow out of my ear!!!!!!!

Amy, get your feet out of my face!!!!!!!

I gots to pee again!!!!!!!!

I'm hungry!!!!!!!!

Shell, tell us another story about the Princess Jeanine from the country of Georg!!!!!!

I'm hot!!!!!!!

I'm thirsty!!!!!!!!

Mama!!!!!!  Are we there yet?!?!?!?!!!!!!

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once in the land of low, there was a princess named jeanine.

she was all that you would expect a princess to be, she was smart and funny, and beautiful. and had the most wonderful laugh, and sings beautifully.

one day she met a blue fishie, she kissed the blue fishie and instead of a prince, she got a lady in waiting who looked like nikked homer, but princess jeanine had agreed to the no refund clause and kept nikked homer and loved her anyway.

the end,

wheres the tequilla?

and whose leg is this,

and i came out to my mom last night




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shelber wrote:


and i came out to my mom last night


and?.......





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*licks Tim's ear* Is that better than an elbow? hahaha

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Thomas, you tease!!!!   wink

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haha. Tim,now you must go over all body bones with me cuz that's what I have to memorizebiggrin

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Mama Lisa


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Pull over.  I don't feel well.

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Whats wrong Mama....??

Sorry guys...I was sleeping in the back of the van....too many magaritas...

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I'm better now.  Just needed a couple of chill days!  The worst part of being sick over the weekend was not getting to enjoy those margaritas at the reception after the movie!!

Slide one of those 'ritas up here to me, Ding!

Oh, crap.  Now clean that up!

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Chris


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[waits for the road trip to send him a post card, since he missed the van by like 3 months]

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TURN AROUND!

WE FORGOT CHRIS!!!

(and will somebody hand me the suntan lotion? I want to go sun bathing on the roof while we're going down the road...maybe a nice truck driver will notice me! wink.gif )

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Mama Lisa


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Oh, the mental images we create!!

I'm all for going back to get Chris.  He can cook for us.  Where does he live again?

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Most definately....lets go get Chris.

And Jeffrey, I hope you arent too white...you are going to blind people! smile.gif


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Chris, give us directions!  We can't seem to get headed anywhere!!

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Hmm, directions? Let's see... I don't know where you are right now, so... I'll just imagine you're ..um.... in .... Tokyo! Yeah! That's the best city on the planet!

Ok from Tokyo you want to go to the southeast part of the city, to Narita airport (at least I think that's the name of the airport). Now what you have to do to get a plane ticket is stand in the center of the airport and scream really loudly:

"Amerika ni ikitaaaaaaaaaaaaaaai!" And if that doesn't work, stomp your feet a lot and scream louder all together "Ikitaaaaaaiii!!!!!!!!"

When some nice Japanese person comes up to your group and offers you tickets back to the USA, I'll give you directions from there.  Good luck!

Love,
Chris


-- Edited by Chris at 08:40, 2007-10-30

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Okay Thomas, here goes for the bones "the foot bones connectected to the shin bone, the shin bones connected to the knee bone, the knee bones connected to the thigh bone, the thigh bones connected to the hip bone...."

OMG is it really Chris.......I thought you were dead or sumthing.........Long time no post......I don't feel so bad for being a tardy poster for the past month.  How the heck are you dude?

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Hi, Tim!

Yeah, it's me!  I didn't die, but my plans for this year sure did.  It's a long story.

Anyway, so it seems the road trip is still stuck in Tokyo... didn't anyone help you guys?

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So we're in Tokyo, Huh?

I wonder if I get naked, spray paint myself green, and start running into buildings, people will mistake me for Godzilla and try to "appease" me by giving me pachinko machines...or perhaps a PlayStation 3!

OOOOOOoooooo!!! PLAYSTATION!!! spin.gif

GIVE ME PLAYYYYYY-STAAAAA-TIOOOONNNNNNNN!!!! (or,at least,a PSP) wink.gif

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Haha!  Well it's at least worth a try... why don't you go ahead and spraypaint yourself green.  We'll see if someone gives you something.

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What is that smiley supposed to BE anyway?

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Between the Mexican food I had for lunch, and the Italian food they served at the party, and the image of a green naked Jeffrey, I PROMISE I will have nightmares!!!

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Ugh....

So how did we get to tokyo to begin with....was Ding driving again.......

And Jeffery put yer clothes back on....yer gunna get us all arrested...and I don't want to spend Christmas in a Japanese jail......

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