TSA Road Trip #2

shelber · I wish I had a title but can't think of one!

TSA Road Trip #2

Mama Lisa · Mon Jul 23 9:38 AM, 2007

I bought a new key chain in Los Angeles, so my keys are now all purdy! Let's go! Which direction are we heading first?

Jeffrey, put that down!!!

24 fan tim · Live long and prosper.

Just point the van that-a-ways and see where the road leads........ biggrin

ding72 · Senior Member

I want to see some mountains!!

24 fan tim · Live long and prosper.

...and some ocean...maybe some movie stars....and a BIG city......

NoMasTomas21088 · Senior Member

Sorry...I just got done fighting the forces of evil,again. Ok...the van is moving,good. I think it should be taking us to the ocean too,lol.

Mama Lisa · Tue Jul 24 1:52 PM, 2007

Okay, but we've been to the west coast twice and never to the east coast. I say let's head east! We can see mountains & ocean!! And pass some east Texans along the way!!

NoMasTomas21088 · Senior Member

lol, there aren't many texans out east...but going there is a wonderful idea. There's almost no crime and I love the mountains. They are so beautiful and smoky. We should stop in Gatlinburg along the way. All of you would love it there

Mama Lisa · Tue Jul 24 5:49 PM, 2007

Ah, Thomas! It depends on where you leave from if you see any east Texans! Leaving from Houston, we'd drive right through them!!

Now, where are my pork rinds?

(What's that smell?)

NoMasTomas21088 · Senior Member

oh god! Jeffery! You can't cook pork rinds in the van! Put out that fire!!

24 fan tim · Live long and prosper.

Here, throw this on the fire....oh wait, DON"T!!!!! That thermos has my vodka in it........

Mama Lisa · Tue Jul 24 8:28 PM, 2007

I've always wondered what I would look like bald!

Where is that Jeffrey, anyway? Leave it to a guy to stink up the place, then disappear!

TaterHead · Defender of Truth, Justice and the American GAY!

I thought that I would make a special dish from pork rinds, Velveeta, and Oreos....

Sorry about the smoke. I tried to make it with the heat from the van's cigarette lighter, but I got tired of pushing the button OVER AND OVER!

Mama Lisa · Wed Jul 25 10:10 AM, 2007

You know, you almost had me with the pork rinds & Velveeta! But you blew it with the Oreos. Yuck!

What should we listen to first as we drive? Some Johnny Cash? Metallica? Doris Day? Someone choose...

24 fan tim · Live long and prosper.

How bout some Jason & Demarco......

Mama Lisa · Wed Jul 25 12:07 PM, 2007

Okay, music is settled. I have my pork rinds. Jeffrey is tied to the roof. And we are headed east....

...now what?

NoMasTomas21088 · Senior Member

Anyone want to stop by Memphis? lol. We can go to Graceland, Beale St., go visit my university, to the pyramid...oh,and downtown by the Mississippi Rive isn't too bad. Just can't be out past dark...there's a pretty good chance of getting mugged. lol.

24 fan tim · Live long and prosper.

Sounds like a hoot!!!! Let's do it!!!!!

Mama Lisa · Thu Jul 26 10:33 AM, 2007

I think we ought to post those funny signs we see along the way. Like the restaurant Teddy & I saw once called "Cecil's Chinese Food and Hamburgers". That made me laugh.

NoMasTomas21088 · Senior Member

haha..there are plenty of weird restaurants out here in TN along the way...they are like tourist shops and places to eat in one. Kind of like a Cracker Barrel. Also,...I think we should go south and stop by rock city. You can see like 7 states from the top of the mountain. hehe

24 fan tim · Live long and prosper.

Where are we? Are we there yet? I'm hungry!!!

NoMasTomas21088 · Senior Member

*jumps in the front seat and steals the wheel* Sorry...there's been a slight change in our journey. We are stopping to kidnapp Dustin because he making too many bad descions and I think he needs to go on this trip so that we can influence him. lol...

24 fan tim · Live long and prosper.

Let's do it! ! ! ! I got some rope if we need it! ! ! !

Mama Lisa · Sat Jul 28 8:54 AM, 2007

I'm ready with the patented Mama Lisa Luv and the Mama Lisa Smack, should it come to that!

But where is Dustin? Where does he live? Is there a Taco Bell near by? I love Taco Bell.

Someone tell Jeffrey to duck when we go under the underpass.

TaterHead · Defender of Truth, Justice and the American GAY!

Can we stop off at the next ATM?

I found MamaLisa's credit card and I'm ready to max it out by buying all of the Elvis merchandise that I can find!!!

Honk the horn every time we go through a tunnel.

NoMasTomas21088 · Senior Member

Sorry Jefferey...Usually credit cards can't be used at ATMs..and plus...that would be stealing! Hand that right back to Mama Lisa! lol. Oh yeah...we are defintely getting Dustin. That guy I was talking about before...they just broke up,but hes coming to live with Dustin! Plus...not even 5 min after breaking up...Dustin is now going out with some other guy he met online..who he is going to be meeting for the first time today! I swear...this boy has no sense at all. He doesn't even listen to a thing I say. Its like he think I'm speaking for my own good. Anyways,...mama,get that hand warmed up...and Tim,get the rope ready,looks like he is going to have to face Jefferey on the roof aww

Mama Lisa · Sat Jul 28 4:09 PM, 2007

Don't worry about that credit card, Thomas. Jeffrey, you go right ahead & try to max it out! Even the ATM will laugh at you!!

Can we stop for dinner?

Oh, and I think we forgot Shelley! Where the heck is she??

24 fan tim · Live long and prosper.

I think Shell's curled up in the back seat....

Mama Lisa · Sat Jul 28 9:10 PM, 2007

Make sure she's breathing! She's awful quiet!!

NoMasTomas21088 · Senior Member

I think she is fine. So...I think Jeffery went off and is having fun with that credit card. I think he sold it to the black market for $50 since he couldn't get it to work! Looks like we are heading to cuba people. Put on your life-jackets and get ready to swim...well,we will also have a life-boat too,lol.