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Krypto


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Has anyone gone skydiving before?


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Darrel


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I'm saving up for it! And, then I watched that CNN special about that girl who went skydiving, and her chute didn't inflate...and SMOOOOSHED herself on the ground at like 60 MPH. After a billion reconstructive surgeries, her face isn't that bad. She's actually quite pretty...

Anyway, I still want to go. In my view, if it's my time, it'll be my time no matter what I'm doing, right???

Wanna go with me?

*christian hugs*
Darrel

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Darrel wrote:
Wanna go with me?


No.

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I'd do it, but...


I'd be afraid that my chute wouldn't open.


No, I ain't afraid of dying...It's just that I'm afraid that when I'd hit the earth, the resulting shockwaves would create EARTHQUAKES from LA to Chicago!



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I am afriad of hieghts and I hate flying, but if I do it, I'll share my photo with you all. 


I won't be able to do it for a few months, like within 2 or 3.


Anyone wanna come watch me jump?


Darrel?


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I'd be jumping out with you!! If you're afraid of heights, then that's one way to take care of it, that's for sure!!!

Let me know how it goes!



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There is no reason to jump out of a perfectly good airplane!!!! True, when it is your time to go, its your time to go....but there is no reason to invite death prematurely!!

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Thank you!

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ding72 wrote:

There is no reason to jump out of a perfectly good airplane!!!! 

 


I have nothing else to do. 


I've gotten on all the possible thrill rides there is to ride.  I must go higher.  




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Take up underwater basket weaving....it seems relatively safe!!

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Skydiving is not Goth.


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Mama Lisa


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What about skydiving without a parachute?  Is that Goth?

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phil_of_va wrote:

Skydiving is not Goth. Phil
 I promise to wear black and make-up on the way down.  Is that goth enough?

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I'll talk to my pilot in Swedish!

ooohhhhh....a black parachute...how cool would that be? Seriously!

Anyway, I agree with Steve. We must go higher!

*christian hugs*
Darrel

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Look...I am going to show you right now how SAFE it is to go skydiving....


I just take a step out the airplane's door and...GERONIMOOOOOOO-


OOOO-


OOO-


oo-


o-


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....


BOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!


(dang...I knew that there was SOMETHING that I was forgetting...wished it wasn't the CHUTE!)


(That's gonna leave a mark...and why is there a MUSHROOM CLOUD formed over me?)



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Mama Lisa


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Oh, look!  A meteor crater! 


 


(love you, Jeffrey!!)



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I think I just discovered what caused the dinosaurs extinction...

(hehehehehe!)

Darrel

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