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Mighty Morphin Prayer Warrior

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Fun in Elevators


To joke around and have fun in elevators try the following:



  • Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"
  • Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
  • When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
  • Stare, grinning, at another passenger for awhile, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"
  • Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
  • Stare at another passenger for awhile, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
  • When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"
  • Say "Ding!" at each floor.
  • Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
  • Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "personal space."
  • Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."


-- Edited by Krypto at 12:04, 2006-04-19

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Why can't my life be more like the Ainulindalė?

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In high school, I was staying at a fancy hotel for the KY all-state orchestra, and the hotel had really nice lounge areas on every floor by the elevators. I pushed a huge overstuffed pink chair into the elevator, then rode up and down the elevator sitting in the chair and handing out candy to whoever got on the elevator.

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Mighty Morphin Prayer Warrior

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Chris wrote:


I pushed a huge overstuffed pink chair into the elevator, then rode up and down the elevator sitting in the chair and handing out candy to whoever got on the elevator.


That's funny.  It sounds like it would be a scene from a sitcom.




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When the doors open, have a terrified look upon your face and say, "NO! Don't come out here! Get back in! They're coming! They KILLED EVERYBODY!!!"

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Why can't my life be more like the Ainulindalė?

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Krypto wrote:
That's funny.  It sounds like it would be a scene from a sitcom.




Somehow, even though I hated Seinfeld and never watched it, I could still very easily see Elaine doing that.

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He gathers the lambs in his arms and carries them close to his heart. Isaiah 40:11

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Okay, Steve.  That caused crying!


I have a friend who was once in an elevator in a big building.  The doors closed, the elevator went to the appropriate floor, but the doors didn't open.  After a second, she started to panic and tried to open the door herself.  She heard a noise behind her, turned around to face a lobby full of people getting into the elevator from THE OTHER DOOR!  The elevator opened on both sides!!



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When you walk into one, push all of the buttons while saying, "Which one of these makes the rollaway bed come out? This is the SMALLEST motel room that I've EVER been in!"

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Live long and prosper.

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Stand outside the elvator door with a shocked look on your face repeating over and over "they go in, but they never come out"  Then watch others expressions as they enter the elevator.

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Walk into the elevator. Take off your shirt, showing a Superman T-shirt underneath. Make like you're changing in the elevator when the elevator doors open and say, "Oh SNAP! My secret is OUT!"

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Jeffrey, you were just dying to use that smiley face, weren't you?  Too bad it's BATMAN, not SUPERMAN!!!

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