Longer - MTV started airing "The Real World" in 1992.
Hey, The Real World San Francisco is the last time I enjoyed a reality show. Granted, it was still a new and fresh idea then. But after Real World San Francisco, I thought none of the Real Worlds can compare with that one. It was too emotional for me, especially after Pedro died due to AIDS complications shortly after they wrapped up the season. All the Real Worlds have been scanky and cheap since then.
I actually caught some of American Inventors last week and my heart went out to those people who were told your inventions sucks, your dream is over! It's sad to see that.
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Lamentation 3:24 The Lord is all I have, and so in him I put my hope.
TaterHead begins his interview within the Real World house's "diary room":
"You know...I really WOULD like these guys better, IF they all weren't so messed up...Phil is using so much of my mascara for his "goth" makeup...AmyLinn keeps trying to get somebody to share a bedroom with her (but she SNORES like a humpback whale in its death throes)...Chris keeps trying to get us to join the Foreign Legion...Tim keeps going on about how he would like to be abducted by aliens...and Susan keeps trying to get the whole house to convert to being all "vegan"...I tell ya, I don't see why ANYONE here wants to complain about me walking around the house NAKED!"
Krypto begins his interview within the Real World house's "diary room":
Mama Lisa is up all hours of the night and making so much nosie! And Tim borrowed my Star Trek DVDs without asking, I mean he just took them! And Taterhead hid me clothes when I was in the shower!
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Lamentation 3:24 The Lord is all I have, and so in him I put my hope.
I don't know... I just feel so **** uncomfortable in this house... I take a shower and I hear the door open and close suddenly. I go to sleep in pajamas and wake up naked. Everywhere I go these purple irises appear out of nowhere. I've had my SUSPICIONS.... Jeffrey, with his 24/7 nudity-- it's like he's trying to FLAUNT something. Tim, always with a beer in his hand-- you never know WHAT he's been up to (or what he remembers!)
Look, I could go on and on. All I have to say is AMY MUST HAVE BEEN THE ONE WHO TORE THE HEADS OFF MY ORIGAMI PAPER-CRANE COLLECTION, and I will NEVER, EVER forgive her ass for that ****. I'd rather her freakin' own up to that, even rather than find out who's my mystery iris-man! I'm serious! And in all this, I just feel like cn innocent kid who's been set up (SNIFF sniff) (alligator tears).... (pout pout)
...and if that rotten KEELY ever shows up in this house again, there will be some prosthetic-torso FUR FLYIN' up in here! Tha'ss all I gotsta SAY! MMMMM- HM!
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"I'd place myself... oh... somewhere between Galadriel and Peter Griffin."
Man, this house is crazy. Let me tell you some things.
Jeffery is always running through the house naked, chasing Chris or myself all over the house. I have to lock myself in the bathroom to get away at times.
Chris is always cracking jokes, even in the middle of serious conversations.
Shelly is constantly trying to get the house drunk, by offering drinks to everyone who walks by.
Steve is so selfish, just because I borrowed his Star Trek DVD's, and only for one evening, while he was outside playing volleyball with Darrel, he won't even let me watch his Wonder Woman DVD's with him in the room, I mean - SHEESH
And Amy is just way to sweet for her own good.
If it weren't for Mama, I think that I would go insane.
-- Edited by 24 fan tim at 18:04, 2006-04-22
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Be yourself!!! Don't try to fit into someone else's mold, you won't fit!!! And that just leads to utter misery!!! Live life to it's fullest in Christ's love every day!!!
I enjoy being nude. Others think it's creepy, but it's how I can be "real". I don't chase anybody...I just like to PRANCE after them, sort of Pepe Le Pew-like...I just want to "spoon" with them. Nothing serious...
Chris is funny...until you ask him to wash the clothes. Then he just explodes with anger, and then cries like a little baby, claiming that the washing machine is trying to "eat" him...
Tim is a great guy to be with. I just wish that he would snap back to reality and stop pretending that he's on the Enterprise...I swear, if he tells me just one more time: "Number One...I command you to go take a number two onto Amy's CD collection"!!!
And speaking of Amy...I do believe that that poor girl needs help...She keeps refering to "Mr. Jonesy", her imaginary boyfriend. She CLAIMS that he's crazy for her, but I know that he's REALLY GAY...
And MamaLisa...She scares me...I woke up in the middle of the might last night, and there she was...standing next to my bed, holding a butcher knife, and whispered to me, "It's time to make the DONUTS!!!"
I don't know what I am going to do...this place is nuts...and I am getting there, myself...I just wish Steve would just let me SHOWER with him...AGAIN!
Look... I've held this in far too long. Do you guys remember the "waitress challenge" from season 4 of TSA? When all we had to do was have everybody dress up as diner waitresses and serve waffles to the local nursing home on Hallowe'en. We WOULD have won a bigger tv for the living room, BUT...
Tim modified his waitress outfit to look like Gainen
Darrel refused to serve the waffles, claiming some old man pinched his butt-- then we found him eating cookies & cream ice cream in the back!
Phil turned up in a black patent-leather french maid's outfit with black lace, and so much make-up, the old people thought they had hired the "KISS your dirt goodbye" Maid service, rather than their usual hallowe'en waffles.
And of course Jeffrey's "skirt" was only 6 inches long, and he kept "accidentally" dropping the waffles, then picking them up, revealing he wasn't wearing any undies.
AND YOU PEOPLE COMPLAIN TO ME THAT WE LOST THE CHALLENGE????
I actually had a real reason not to wear my costume. They gave me a dirty costume, and you guys all know the scary washing machine is after me, don't you? DON'T YOU?
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"I'd place myself... oh... somewhere between Galadriel and Peter Griffin."
I can't stand this anymore! I'm so frustrated! Now it's my turn!!!
I convinced Teddy is trying to kill me. He's "trying to lose weight", but he keeps cooking these amazing meals that I can't resist. I think he's trying to kill me by high blood pressure & hardened arteries!!
Jeffrey thinks it's funny to steal everyone's clothes. The problem is, the clothes keep ending up in the dirty clothes which means I have to wash them and put them away!!
Chris hides out in the laundry room dressed like Rambo! The word paranoid comes to mind!
Tim keeps posing. I think he thinks there are hidden cameras all around the house. Wait... Okay, but he keeps posing.
Steve walks around all day praying for people. I saw him walk up to Phil, slap him on the forehead and try to exorcise the devil from him! Poor Phil. All he was doing was singing along to his iPod and Steve thought he was possessed!
Oh, and I think Susan is in cahoots with Teddy. Susan keeps cooking these "meals" made of meat & jello! If I have to eat strawberry corned beef one more time, I'm going to puke!!!
What am I doing in this place? I deserve so much more!!!
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Grace is the acceptance of that which is rejected. ~Paul Tillich
Well last night Phil decorated the room in goth style that when I woke up I thought I died and went to hell! He had the nerve to bring down my Superman poster! I haven't seen him today, but when he get's home he's going to have to paint my room back to bright red and blue!
Tim called me to pick him up, but he said beam me up Stevie!And not only that, he defaced my car with a sticker that says my other car is a romulan war bird!He's gonna pay!
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Lamentation 3:24 The Lord is all I have, and so in him I put my hope.
If all I'm doing bad is eating ice-cream, than I guess I'm the least of your worries...hahaha. All I have to say is I have never understood "Big Brother." It confuzzled me...
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That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
MamaLisa has been rollerskating late at night on the roof...again!
Steve keeps walking around the house wearing a red tablecoth tied around his neck...and his Superman undies on the OUTSIDE!
Tim has a metal salad bowl on the top of his head...and keeps telling me that the rest of the Borg will be coming for him soon!
Darrel drove his new car into the swimming pool...claiming that it can turn into a SUBMARINE like in the James Bond movies!
AmyLynn claims that she has been getting love letters from Harrison Ford AND Brad Pitt!
And Phil keeps SHOCKING me with one of those electric dog collars! (he told me that it was a new kind of "goth charm bracelet")
This whole place is a powder keg that is ready to BLOW!
It is becoming so stressful for me here that last night...I dreamed that we were all lost in Mexico...drinking beer and anti-freeze...while being chased by an old, naked "gringobot"!
Darrel drove his new car into the swimming pool...claiming that it can turn into a SUBMARINE like in the James Bond movies!
No way!! Why are you mad about this? I was in the passenger seat when we drove into the pool, and it DID turn into a submarine! ****..... where's my wine?...
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"I'd place myself... oh... somewhere between Galadriel and Peter Griffin."
We all live on a yellow submarine a yellow submarine a yellow submarine...
Anybody watching the new season of Amazing Race?
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That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.
(pout pout)
