haha. I know some of you already have, but I just posted two new songs, including a duet with a good friend and client of mine, Josh Duffy. Take a listen and comment if you want! (Add me first, duh).
(high pitched voice) **wow you are really good, i'm suprised more people haven't commented on this thread you are good wow man i love you my name is keely**
Darnit, Keely! I gave you my number, didn't I? Why haven't you called me? Don't think I forgot what we did that night! And I remember what you said, too; you won't get away with this!
-- Edited by Chris at 08:46, 2006-03-29
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Alan's music is REALLY good... He's a great guy with a heart for God. He has a wonderful family, great boyfriend and a cool pad. You forgot the most important thing.. HE HAS TO COOOOOOLEST MOST WONDERFUL SISTER EVER
That is DEFINITELY true!
And she's such a good driver!
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Letthead wrote: Chris: Keely told me in her last fan mail that she texted you but never responded.
Darnit, Keely! This is crap. Of course I never responded. She texted me from someone else's phone, so when I replied they were like
"Uh, who are you? I don't even know a Keely. Is she the crazy broad who grabbed my phone and ran with it, then gave it back a few minutes later?"
I so did not respond to them. Stupid, stupid Keely. If we don't get this sorted out soon, the only thing that will be able to save the relationship is Dr. Phil.... ... or Jerry Springer.
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Be yourself!!! Don't try to fit into someone else's mold, you won't fit!!! And that just leads to utter misery!!! Live life to it's fullest in Christ's love every day!!!
Nononono! Cuz Ah wuz juss walkin' aroun' thinkin he wuz my baby daddy an' now you tell me that dude's a LADY?!?!? Nu-UH. NUUUU - UUHHHHHH! Oh no she di'n't! I go' kick her in dat nassssty booty an' send her back where she came fum. Shooooze. Gimme a chair biccch!! He'we'go!!!
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(dodges chair) Pu'scuse me?? PU'SCUSE ME?!?!?! Nu--UUHH. No she di'n't. Gurrrl di'n' you hear dem say that dude's a LADY? You kin HAVE her nasssty-ass self. Don' be get'n' all up in MY face 'bout it. Shooze.
But Ah thank this really ain't'cho probrum. You KNOW wut YO probrum izz, an dat's all I go' say bout DAT. MMMMMMMM- Hm! (snap, snap, snap)
...an' by the way I be HOTTER dan AWL YAWL! (rips shirt off and plays with bubbies) See I go' be a stripruh- I know dat's right!
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Steve: "Fellas! er...I mean 'ladies'! Let's settle ourselves down now!"-grabs me by my bra-"There's no need for this!"-grabs you by the skirt-"Don't make me hurt either you guys...er gals!"
Jerry: "And we'll be back after this!"
Audience: "Jer-ry! Jer-ry!"
God in heaven, turns off His TV with a remote: "I really DO need to apologize to Sodom and Gomorrah for pouring out fire and brimstone on THEM and not THIS STUFF!"
Man: Ingrid, will you marry me? Woman: (rips a loud fart) Oh! Excuse me. Yes, I will marry you! Man: Yuck! Well I won't marry you; that smells terrible!! Woman: (cries)
(Woman addresses the camera): If you're like me, things like this happen to you every day! Don't look now, but you could be suffering from a medical condition, known as STINKY ASS GAS SYNDROME!! If you suffer from SAGS, talk to your doctor about PUPUVA!
(Another woman dressed as a scientist addresses the camera): A clinical study might have suggested that something like Pupuva could reduce the risk of SAGS in certain individuals!
(first woman again): ...and that's coming from a woman in a white lab coat and GLASSES!!!
(woman does fun activities like shopping, throwing confetti while an announcer quickly reads the list of side effects): Side effects are mild, and include: headache, nausea, spousal abuse, colorful rectal discharge, spontaneous uncontrollable vomitting, and coma. Women between the ages of 12 and 50 should not take, touch, or look at Pupuva as serious birth defects could result, including: blindness, stillborn babies with Downs Syndrome, and babies born without a torso.
(first woman again, this time with the man from the proposal scene sniffing her butt): Pupuva! It's that fresh!
[/commercial]
Now back to our show...
-- Edited by Chris at 13:10, 2006-03-31
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"I'd place myself... oh... somewhere between Galadriel and Peter Griffin."
You know, I've been thinking... it's probably not good for us to have hijacked this thread. I mean first there was Keely and then it turned into knockdown dragout fights on Jerry Springer. Whatever happened to Shameless Self-Promotion?
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Mr. Lett? Mr. Lett? Can I have your autograph? It seems that you are a star on the Jerry Springer show with wild & crazy commercials! Your music must be awesome!!!!
CDs may also be purchased from CDBaby.com. (Also linked from Letthead's MySpace)
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HAHA I forgot I had started this thread.. then a few days later, I go to check on it and I find out that not only has the topic deviated from ME, you've managed to insult my biggest fan, Keely. You see, many of you don't know this, but Keely was born without a torso.
LOL seriously you guys had me in tears.
Chris, Keely is too emotionally scarred by you to continue on with your relationship. She is, however, willing to accept your generous donation of your torso for an experimental medical prodecure that may restor up to 3.5 inches of her torso. Again, she has wished me to thank you.
Jeffrey: Keely want's your number.
Phil: the only people I think need musical reprogramming are those that listen to nature sounds with the soothing flute and keyboards. *GAG*
Hey! I was just playing that little sound machine thing that I got for Christmas. You know, with nature sounds and birds singing? I thought our birds would enjoy it!
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NOT HAVEING A TORSO IS HARDE! I CANT WEAR BRAWS BECASE I DONT HAVE ANYTHING TO FILL THEM UP SO COMEON GUYS LEAVE ME ALOENE!! LETS TALK ABOTU ALAN SOME MORE.
KEELY
HEY CHRIS I'M STILL TRYEING TO GET OVER YOU. IT HURTS MY HEART, WICH IS DOWN WHERE MY BELY BUTTON SHOLD BE.