A group of mice die and go to Heaven. They are greeted by St. Peter at the pearly gate who ushers them in and says, "Welcome fellas, welcome to Heaven, if there's anything we can do to make your stay more pleasurable, just let us know." And the mice say, "You know, we have such little feet and we do need a better view of things here; do you suppose we can have some roller skates?" So St. Peter goes to St. Joseph to obtain the skates and off they go.
Meanwhile this cat dies and goes up to Heaven. And he's greeted by St. Peter at the pearly gate. "Welcome sir, welcome to Heaven. If there's anything that we can do to make your stay more pleasurable, just let us know, "St. Peter says. "Well," the cat says, "I need a better view of things up here as I have such little feet. Do you suppose I can have a skateboard?" So he gets a skateboard and off he goes.
A while later, the cat comes back around St. Peter, and St. Peter asks him, "Well how are things with you going?" "Oh just great, just fantastic," the cat replies. "The people are so warm and friendly, it's so beautiful up here and I just love the velvet pillows," replied the cat. "But the best thing I like of all, is the meals on wheels."
-- Edited by polishboy on Wednesday 15th of April 2009 10:41:44 PM
-- Edited by polishboy on Wednesday 15th of April 2009 10:42:08 PM
