A group of nuns were ordered by their Mother Superior to paint a room. And she told them, "you have exactly one hour before Mass to paint this room and I do not want any paint to fall on your habits." So she leaves, and then they look at each other-"how in the world are we going to not have any paint fall on our habits? It's impossible!" So, they strip down and paint in the nude. Then, there's a knock on the door with a voice, "blindman here!" So they look at each other and so figuring he was blind they let him in. After he's let in he says, "where do you want your blinds?"
-- Edited by polishboy on Thursday 16th of April 2009 06:18:13 PM
