What Do You Think Caused Your Heterosexuality? This is Hysterical! ; )
This is Great. A friend of mine forwarded these questions in a humorous blog and I felt like posting them here for fun so people could read and respond to them. They really make you think and I wish I knew who to give credit to for coming up with all these great questions for heterosexuals!
Here is a compiled list of questions and statements aimed towards homosexuals. Now switch it around and see how ridiculous they truly are! LOL, For my straight friends who are choosing to actually answer all these questions please cut and paste with your answers here.
What do you think caused your heterosexuality?
When and how did you first decide that you were a heterosexual?
Is is possible that your heterosexuality is just a phase that you're going to grow out of?
Is it possible that your heterosexuality stems from a neurotic fear of others of the same sex?
Isn't it possible that all you need is a good Gay lover?
Heterosexuals have histories of failures in Gay relationships. Do you think you may have turned to heterosexuality out of fear of rejection?
If you've never slept with a person of the same sex, how do you know you wouldn't prefer that?
If heterosexuality is normal, why are a disproportionate number of mental patients heterosexual?
To whom have you disclosed your heterosexual tendencies?
Your heterosexuality doesn't offend me as long as you don't try to force it on me. Why do you people feel compelled to seduce others into your sexual orientation?
The great majority of sexual offenders are heterosexuals. Do you really consider it safe to expose your children to heterosexual teachers?
If you choose to have children, would you want them to be heterosexual, knowing the problems that they will face?
Why do you insist on being so obvious, and making a public spectacle of your heterosexuality?
Why do heterosexuals place so much emphasis on sex?
How can you ever hope to become a whole person if you limit yourself to a compulsive, exclusive heterosexual object choice, and remain unwilling to explore and develop your normal, natural, healthy, God-given homosexual potential?
With all the societal support marriage receives, the divorce rate is spiraling up. Why are there so few stable relationships among heterosexuals?
How can you enjoy a fully satisfying sexual experience or deep emotion with a person of the opposite sex, when the obvious physical, biological, and temperamental differences between you are so vast?
How could the human race survive if everyone were heterosexual like you, considering the menace of overpopulation?
A disproportionate number of criminals, welfare recipients, and other irresponsible or anti-social types are heterosexual. Why would anyone want to hire a heterosexual?
Do heterosexuals hate and/or distrust their own sex?
Why are heterosexuals so promiscuous?
Why do you make a point of attributing heterosexuality to famous people? Is it to justify your own heterosexuality?